This evening on ‘Strange thin disturbances’ we go inside an abandoned factory, rumored to be haunted and look for proof of hellish activity. Quick- over there- a haunting spector obviously escaped from an asylum- still wearing her strait-jacket and looking most demented!!
I’m chilled to the core! Oh, merciful saints! The legends are real! The story goes: she was caught reaching for a bagel and the cruel stylists CUT OFF HER HANDS!!!!
They say you can hear her at night- wailing like a banshee and begging for something else to wear!
I’m getting a reading on the spector-graphy thing!Another haunted, soul- yearning to be freed from her earthly torments and fed a carb rich diet….
I can hear one- scrape……scrape…..scrap go the ugly soul-sucking mules of her despair!
I’m too scared to see more- oh, crap! It’s too late to run!
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Oh my! Is this the Halloween collection? Whatever it is I have just found inspiration for my next Zombie Walk costume …
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Shamble….shamble….
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Yes, Halloween costumes – they have to be! I can’t add anything to your insightful comments, I’m afraid (I’m very afraid, to be honest!)
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Glad you joined the tour group -step lively past the corpses!
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There is a very straight jacket feel to this entire collection. I think fashion can make you feel that you need one 🙂
If you look closely though, there are a few bits and pieces to take away.
Your commentary was over the top fun! Thanks for the Halloween treat 🙂
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It takes ‘Braiiins…..’ To be a good designer.
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LOL. Most appropriate for Halloween week.
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Boo!
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Wow. Those are some terrible outfits. Pretty ugly if you ask me.
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Makes you wonder who they designed this for!
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Yeah, really!
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I guess there’s something wrong with me. I love love love the last one…
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See? It’s all subjective- we all have our own taste, makes the world roll on!
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Actually, that skirt is kinda cute, even though I don’t wear anything that short myself.
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And I thought I was having fitting problems… Apparently I am supposed to sew garments too big and too long in the sleeve. Thank you for the funny commentary. They should hire you for the run way shows!
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I’m hoping to start covering Krups and Westminster- I love a good dog name!
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Well I was starting to feel that the asymmetry thing had run its course, but I see it’s alive and kicking amongst the undead. Or are they Frankencostumed, someone else may be haunting in the right leg of chiffon trousers?
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It’s that leg drag- so hard to tailor for!
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At least we know what we’ll be wearing come the Zombie Apocalypse. And carrying model bags a la Rick Owens, no doubt!
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Zombie is the new black!
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When will I learn my to read your Wednesday post when I have a drink. Thankfully my tablet seems to have survived.
A very Halloween collection. Can’t say I like any. Poops, the ghouls are after me now 😱
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That should read Oops. Or perhaps….
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I don’t like all the buckles, but otherwise I don’t think it’s terrible. However, the transparent pants are definitely not practical…
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It looked like a lot of ideas got tossed in the drier together.
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Truly scary, kids! And what is up with the trend toward ugly footwear? Haven’t these girls suffered enough? Of are they figuring those big clunky things will be so heavy that those carb starved girls with their stick legs will never be able to escape?
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It makes me cry- shoes are the thing that no size can keep you from- why make them ugly!?
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These women need something to live for! Maybe a donut or some fashionable heels. Poor dears, I’ll eat a piece of cake in their name.
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And wear good shoes while you eat!
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You are the ABSOLUTE best!! God bless you and keep them coming!!
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Don’t let the models hear you- they’ll haunt your closet!
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I hear the Michael Jackson “Thriller” theme song in the background…Holy Zombies…could they make those sleeves any longer to reach the floor and add more buckles? so the great thing about this collection is it allows us to use up scraps of black chiffon and add sad pockets and wear too short/tight leather jackets and know we are on the cutting edge while combining it with flipflops…so freeing!
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Yay- zombies recycle! How appropriate
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The first outfit could be a preschooler bootcamp for mastering buckle closures. Looks like the designer spent all his budget on the useless belt buckles, so he had to buy only two pairs of sandals for everyone to share.
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A make it work moment lived out on the catwalk!
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