Evan was very nervous about his ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star’ solo as the runway finale.
The stitcher missed the obvious message about how long to hem these.
Clown+ windbreaker= Wind-breaking clown?
Is she checking out his rear? Or just trying to find something less painful to focus on?
This is much cuter when a 4 year old wears it to escort an Olympian around a stadium as the anthem plays….
Ria never forgot her roots designing hospital gowns.
Step away from the pleater and let the healing start.
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Pretty Grievances 
Something lovely to share? No. These outfits are hideous and I feel sorry for these boys in their imaginary socks.
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It about defied comment.
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Bloody hell. Just…bloody hell. I mean… jeez.
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Yup.
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I can’t see any redeeming features to any of these. Sad.
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It’s quite…..no. Me neither.
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Just think, they actually expect people to not only buy these clothes, but wear them out on the street. Madness, utter madness!!
Thanks as always for the fun 🙂
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Founding source- ringling brothers or mom?
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The fashion police need to raid this atelier and confiscate all ruffler equipment immediately.
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It’s bad, so bad.
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And DO NOT read them their rights. Those were forfeited as soon as ruffler hit fabric.
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A kindergarten art project? How wonderful. I’m all for teaching kids how to sew as early as possible.
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Ah, life skills!
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Looks like clowns are in season!!!
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Clowns are the new black?
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Thanks for a good laugh! At least it’s not a sexist collection, everyone gets to look equally ridiculous.
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Equal opportunity ridiculosity.
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Really? I mean.really? No. Really?
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I don’t…I have no words.
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It was hard to comment on.
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What the actual F??!! This is the most tragic use of bedsheets and finger paints I’ve ever seen.
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I don’t even want the fabric!?
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Fabrickated words are exactly what I was thinking by the second model’s humiliating walk. Hideous! A show that will surely ruin the designer’s career.
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Consider going into accounting….
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No. Just no.
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Lots of no.
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Okay. This collection is so ugly. I can’t believe it’s even on the runway! The windbreaker one is terrible. I love your comments!
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It was shooting ugly fish in a barrel, really.
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Oh my! I am still trying to figure out if they are all boys or are there a few girls in there? And why do they have lines on their shins? And just why?
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Those are hem suggestions.
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I have some suggestions, but not about the hems….
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Start over? Go back to school? Learn a trade?
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Gah! Those are ridiculous! 😂
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I’m sorry to say that ensemble # 4 with the sideways ruffly pockets is a dead ringer for a housecoat (anyone else old enough to remember those?) that my grandma had. But in her defense, the pockets were right side up….She wasn’t senile, after all! How would you keep your Lucky Strikes and Hershey’s kisses from falling out?! Geez. I get my abhorrence of non-functional pockets from my grandma.
The rest of it…Side-splittingly funny if you just don’t let yourself think “Someone got PAID to do that??Where do I sign up??”
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It’s like the fashion version of the ‘Producers’.
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Whaaaa??????
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Its special, isn’t it?
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The Olympic theme really resonates with me, the whole collection has the air of an opening ceremony where the participants were asked to wear something made from the flag of their home nation.
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Then they got deported.
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Holy bat crap. I nearly had a coronary from laughing.
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A few smears of bat crap could improve it.
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The only positive thing I can think of to say: that collection makes even my worst creation look awesome! I feel so good about ALL my sewing now.
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I think we all get to do a victory lap at seeing these!
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Well, I agree with all of the above, but it’s sooo funny!!
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It has much to gawk at!
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Please tell me the designer is 12 years old … It’s the only thing that would make sense.
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Dont blame puberty for this mess!!
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I’ll blame lack of taste then. The twinkle twinkle little star outfit had me laughing in public.
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Did the designer flunk out of fashion school?
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I think they flunked out of plumbing school!
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Truly, you need to rename this as “unwearable Wednesday”! I have never seen worse clothes than this. The designer threw this little lot together the night before then sat back and had a good laugh. Thank you for sharing – I think!
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It’s encouraging for us, isn’t it?
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Okay, I see the inspiration here… Somebody’s national flag…
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Done in construction paper and muffin liners!
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Can clothing be dumb? This is the first time I’ve really thought, “These clothes are STUPID!”
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I think this clothing earned that definition!
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From the looks of the audience, this was a fashion school runway gone WAY wrong…! Not even Tim Gunn could “make it work” with these disasters! Those poor models…Not their best moment. And those leg things…just make it STOP.
As always…who gave that person money to put on this show??? And where do I get the same chance? I’ve got some vintage tablecloths and pom poms just waiting for their chance to shine…lol
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What are the last two guys holding in their hands?
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Their dignity?
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“Son, your Mom and I would like to visit you at work.”
“Dad, no.”
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Seriously- the rehab visit was less embarrassing!
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Glad I didn’t have a mouthful of coffee when I was reading your wit, ’cause now I’d needa new computer after spraying the keyboard with when I laughed
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I asked my 20 year-old son if he would like me to make him the first outfit. He said ‘No’!!!!!!!!!?
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He’s just being polite- he wants it for Christmas!
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I just don’t understand. I’m all for gender neutrality … but why are the boys wearing dresses? Is this somebody’s idea of genderqueer?? Totally scratching my head.
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If equality means we all look terrible- I rethink my stance.
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“Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right” at least these raise the bar a little from Kanye West’s latest grim and drab collection…but only slightly on the clown scale. What a waste of crap fabrics!
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I’d rather wear used swiffers.
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