This is rude- but if you look quickly, it’s like she has those Frankenstein neck bolts….
They knew if she could move her arms, she’d smudge her lipstick.
Fiona and her chicken Mr Pennywhistle were inseparable.
I need to see more of this jacket.
Yes, please. 5 yards of this to me. NOW.
Evelyn, have you seen my chicken, Mr Pennywhistle? EVELYN??????
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Pretty Grievances 
Is this a zombie patrol through a barnyard? Walking on grass, really? Nice fabrics, bad styles and that poor girl in the silver outfit with the artwork on her chest do we just have to imagine what it might look like when wore properly?
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Zombie barnyard is the next big thing!!!
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LOL. I must start carrying a chicken in my pocket. A bold fashion statement and a constant companion. It’s the next big thing! Now we have purse dogs; next, pocket chickens.
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The Hilton sisters are already up to 2 chickens for formal events.
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Mr Pennywhistle? Hilarious! He’s the best thing about the collection, although I agree with you about that fabric.
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Poor Mr Pennywhistle- he gave his all for fashion.
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I want 5 yards of that fabric as well …but none of us will get it because a few minutes after this she got attacked by the robot lurking in the background of the shot.
p.s It ate the chicken too..
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Robot eating chicken!!
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Well I did like the outfit with the feathers in the pocket UNTIL they put too many feathers in her pocket! Too much chicken in my opinion. Very nice fabric, but too bad it kept falling off them.
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*trying desperately to come up with a “tastes like chicken” allusion*
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Oh, that’s insult to injury!!!
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Rather a limited colour palette, apart from chicken feathers!
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Chicken is the new black.
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1st girl: I got me some fake hands.
2nd girl: Hey, anyone seen my hands?
3rd girl: Nah, I just been dusting the heck out of this grass here with my feather duster.
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Her hands really added to the Frankenstein’s monster vibe- they were like trout hanging out of her sleeves!?
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You know, I’ve never been able to sleep comfortably on satin sheets either. I just never thought to make them into jackets and togas to wear around the farm…
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Why shouldn’t the pigs see you looking your best?
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Actually, compared to “normal” This Collection is “semi akseptable” .
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Never has semi been such a deal breaker!
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The chicken one is too much and the neck bolts lol. I do have fabric lust though!
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Still giggling at the neck bolts! LOVE your captions. I would wear #3 minus Mr Pennywhistle
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I liked it sans chicken too!
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But Evelyn couldn’t reply, what with Mr Pennywhistle’s wish-bone stuck in her throat and everything!
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Oooh- a model eating solid food- hope no one catches her!
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Breakfast wear? Chick chick chick chicken, lay a little egg for me.
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They really run out of the good spaces fast during fashion week!
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Kind of neat thought to decorate with feathers, though…could feathers be the new lace trim?
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