I know you girls want to help, but I think I’ll ask someone else to basket carry me to my lunch…..
ok, 2 words….movie? No, no, don’t tell me- Snakes on a Plane? huh…..Driving Miss Daisey? No….crap- give me another hint. Oh! Oh! It’s Face Off!!!!!
No Mr Bond- we expect you to DIE!
Seriously, damn it- you have no respect for my freshly waxed floor?!
I’m serious- I will totally drop these Hummells if you don’t get me something else to wear….NOW!!!
One of these models is holding a human head- can you guess which one before the police do? Tick tock….
Come at me bro! I’ll cut a fool!
Poor Louise- she was always getting her rings magnetically stuck to the plate in Irma’s head.
Wanda was truly excited about attending her first Tupperware party- almost too excited.
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Pretty Grievances 
The models. The shots. The stuff of nightmares. The commentary too funny. The clothes, OK.
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The clothes could be special- but I was distracted!
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I rather like some of the ensembles, but the styling and the poses are hysterical, as are your acerbic observations!
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I wish it had been a runway show- no weird distractions!
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The clothes especially the Bond girl dresses fit well, have modest styling and great fabrics…but the poses are weird. I like the boots and rainbow sweaters too!
Interesting two toned jeans effect and couldn’t Wanda stand in for Emma Peel in the Avengers?
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Honestly I don’t hate any of it. The colors aren’t moving me, but the shapes are I exaggerated and flattering. Emma’s Tupperware party is the invite of the season….
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Some of these are nice. I like the orange “Bond” dress, the “Hummells drop” dress, and maybe the shiny pantsuit. It’s the one in the dark one – she’s the one holding the human head. I would bet on it.
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I don’t like the gleam I her eye!
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Love your comments! 😂 I like the dark print of the dress and the wrap dresses – never thought of adding a border to them!
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Got some stealable ideas
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LOL you know I’m watching! And I thank you. I don’t know where you get your photos from, such a talent, you do great research!
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Some runway collections just speak!
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What’s with the weird poses?? I always look foward to reading these.
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I was originally going with a tortured mime theme- but it just kept getting more interesting!
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“One of these models is holding a human head- can you guess which one before the police do? Tick tock….” HAHAHAHA! I’m looking at this while on a conference call and it took all I could do not to laugh out loud at that line. Bravo!
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My work here is done.
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All of these are actually quite wearable and I love the ‘Bond’ dresses, especially the black version.
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They are very wearable- even if a severed head drips on you-
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I used to like Kenzo back in the 80s (when Kenzo was still Kenzo). Can’t believe I’ve said something positive about the 80s, geez.
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Heehee! The 80’s are dear too me because I was too innocent to know how bad my judgement was!
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Yep, love the Bond girl dresses; I saw something similar in black with a large white floral border print someone sewed up on another site; I’m going to borrow her idea!
The girls with the decapitated head: is that REAL pleather?!
Keep up the great posts…love your sense of humour!!
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(Insert Ricardo Montalban) it is the finest Corinthian leather- like the seats of my 1973 Cordoba!
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LOL, this was one of your best. It’s been raining here FOR DAYS and I needed a laugh….The poses are just hilarious and those white stripes on the floor….You have to wonder what happens if they step out of them. Great fabrics though, definitely some cool stuff here.
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Minimalism without baggies is lovely!
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Oh, you are a true comic genius! Wearable Wednesday has become my favorite day of the week 🙂 Thank you!
(I’m pretty sure the human head is with the one on the left.)
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Excellent guess- was it the blood spots on her booties?
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Do you think the designers cry when they see how their work has been styled? I did – but that may have been because of your hilarious comments 😂
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But sir- your sensible choices won’t grab attention- let’s add the Shining Twins and some tape!
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Eek, the basket carry looks like some kind of mean girls trust fall exercise. We won’t drop you, promise, mmmkay. Great color palette though and the tupperware party comment was perfect!
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