I know why the model is sad.
This wouldn’t even be a nice purse.
This would look so pretty on a girl!
Hey, don’t get mad at me- I didn’t dress you!
Can no one save us from leather booty shorts that hang like diapers?
Is this made of auto filters? Are those poison dart gloves?
Car mats! I get it now! It’s an auto theme! They’ve all been in an accident!
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Pretty Grievances 
Lovely! I think you’re right; think multiple pileup!
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No survivors.
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Wow. What a trainwreck. I guess you have to give the LV folks credit – it takes great skill to make skinny young models look so cloddishly unattractive! Those black platform shoes…what the heck?! They look like bricks strapped to their feet! SO over the ripped clothing/random metal bits/harsh androgynous clothing bit…! And SO badly done.
I did love the fabric on this blue skirt/jumper/overall thing, but holy heck…are those blinged out CROCS???
I’m done.
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Blinged out Crocs- I shudder.
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The bust point on that dress is doing double duty as a over-alls bib point… It might not be a good look on women who have lived with gravity for any length of time.
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They should be reminded to think of their pay check when they are made to wear stuff like this. Train wreck indeed.
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Modeling can be cruel.
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This looks like the recycle challenge on Project Runway…we take you to the car parts junk yard and you make discards into fashion…be sure to grab a couple of those rubber bricks on the way out, they will make darling platform shoes…not! Just another reminder that just because you design high end leather goods, you shouldn’t cross over into clothing…those shorts are a mess!
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There is no comfort to this collection.
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Although the fabric of the third garment is pretty… I think he should have stuck to making hand bags! I wonder how many people have said/thought the same thing.
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Maybe venture into gloves or a hat- but no dresses, please!
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– “This would look so pretty on a girl!” – LOL. Indeed. I think I could wear that. I don’t know where I would wear it… Shopping at Walmart? Vegging out with Criminal Minds reruns? Vacuuming? Such is my life.
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Afternoon tea or buying kibble at the petsmart?
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Oh, yes. It would be a big hit at Petsmart. The kitties would love it.
Come to think of it, some of the other outfits would be perfect for PeopleOfWalmart.com
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The cutting room floor collection? After the cutting room was ram-raided that is.
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At first I thought I was threatened by them, but then i realized that all but the first one have their sparring gloves on! Phew! Either LV used a gang of thug models or these poor girls are having an especially tough couture week…. I like the multimedia project feel – and the “My other job is Auto Mechanic” bumper stickers.
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It’s like the opposite of Chanel’s Versailles frolics – you’d put a hurting on some tweed in these get ups!
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From a costume aspect, very interesting, especially the last piece. From a walking down the street aspect….😬
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Uncomfortable and ruinous to the upholstery!
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What’s with the hand straps? Fashion equivalent of brass knuckles? Admit it. If one of these ladies sat down next to you, wouldn’t you worry that she was ill or worse. Oy veh!
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Id know I was about to get roughed up!
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Grunge meets granny purses.
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Granny Grunge! A sign of the end times!
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I’m open minded about fashion experimentation – or, at least I like to think so. Not a good collection for LV.
The second mesh thing and the last one remind me of bad things that happened in the 80s. And for the pleated leather shorts, if they are going to cost that much, they should certainly not look like a diaper.
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Imagine the creepy noises ones leather booty bloomers make on a chair. You’ll get a wide berth at the DMV!
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The last dress looks like someone challenged him to use every remnant he had in his stash in one garment. Wow, not even one look to appreciate here
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It kind of hurts….
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Anne!! What is wrong with me???? The only look I like is the auto filters look (not the floor mats look), and I really like it! Something about the texture of it….is my brain melting? Yikes!
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This is definitely urban cool taken to a wacky level!
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