Sarah Jessica Parker before leave in conditioner:
I feel pretty, oh so pretty! So pretty and witty and grey!
I have nothing. Make your own comment:
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See what happens to boy scouting when you let the wrong element in???
I’m here for the babysitting job. They don’t poop, do they?
Fargo: season 14:
Erin couldn’t understand why the hotel always charged her for pillowcases- didn’t everyone have metal fringed jammies?
Needs more camouflage- I can still see it.
Don’t ask her what time it is- she’ll never find her watch.
You’ve seen Grease Live, now see it dead.
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Pretty Grievances 
You’re on form today m’dear, I cackled until I went blue!
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Quite the collection!
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how to get the look?
– raid a jumble sale,
except the striped, lurex socks may be a step too far …
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Fancy neighborhood jumble sale for the socks?
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Why, oh why? I laughed til I cried, or was it the other way round?
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The tears at least dulled the view!
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Men in women’s clothes, women in men’s clothes, high water pants, orthopedic shoes, paper bag waists and striped socks…was it a costume party? The one bright spot was the silver pants suit with fringe…it was like she wandered in from another collection.
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The Patsy Cline boudoir collection?
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I think those outfits were used in Mad Max! An “Oscar” collection! Best costuming for a violent science fiction movie! Very entertaining for morning coffee!
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Such lovely fabrics put to death here.
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I keep trying to figure out what sci-fi movie these are from, especially the second one – some strange androgynous race with jaundiced legs.
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Those are so ugly. That is all.
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Yup, impractical too.
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Sometimes you see these photos and think, “Are those models? Or are they gaunt and jaundiced prisoners suffering cruel and unusual punishment?”
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The Geneva convention should have covered forced catwalk situations
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You are funny! And yes, most of the fabrics are great!!
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Ok, don’t hate me, but there are lots of individual pieces I would wear here. Just not going to be following their lead on the styling anytime soon 😉
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This is a collection for cherrypicking!
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Oh dear no!!
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Dead Grease, the metallic PJs, the girl with the long sleeves who can’t tell the time, the babysitter, the boy scout – what a scary collection. And hilarious.
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Don’t go down any alleys with this tribe!
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Never mind about feeling pretty, witty and grey. I am more worried that the model looks like something grown under glass. Really, is the ‘designer’ all there?
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Is this the designer that hates women?
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I found the audience more interesting than the outfits. You’ve outdone yourself yet again!
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Oh, that audience was fun!
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For the third one: Sarah Jessica Parker with too much leave-in conditioner???
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Yes!!!!!
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That last skirt is awesome.
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It is kind of special….
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Cracking! Fargo season 14 is my favourite.
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It’s going to be marvelous!
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Number three I’d call octopus hair. Must take this image with me to my next hair appointment.
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I’ve been fighting that hairstyle all my life. Just let it rain on you and don’t comb.
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almost choking on my coffee, one of your best laugh out loud posts.
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Aw thanks- the designer made it pretty easy!
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I think some of these designers really hate women. I just saw this and thought it would amuse – or terrify – you.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3475366/Models-sport-bizarre-hairballs-Rick-Owens-show.html
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Oh oh oh no! I’m that person that can never return to a restaurant if a hair is near my food. I think I just threw up a little bit!
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SJP, me and my poofy har feel your pains.
Elvis jammies!
Fagin’s latest pickpocketing scheme will never be detected with those missing hands!
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*insert breathless, wheezing, table-smacking laughter here*
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