Veronica found modeling very daunting, but with the comforting satin edge of her blankie, she could take on the world!
How will I know the agent who is bringing the microfilm?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the all singing all dancing Broadway sensation- SILENCE OF THE LAMBS! Featuring Faye Dunaway as a cannibal with a song in her heart!
I present the first images from Wes Cravens new Amelia Earhart bio:
Gareth can’t find funding for his collection? Come on kids, lets put on a show!
Ugh, doesn’t airport security recognize that I’m in a hurry?! Why do I always get the extra attention when traveling??
Oh Gareth, it’s just China town.
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Pretty Grievances 
Oh. My. God. I can’t even… I mean just what the frock????
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I’m sorry Gareth your tailoring is spot on, but boring. What foolishness can you add?
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Well, I’m in!!! What could be more inspiring than the all American cannibal?😜
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It feels like the possible result of our next election!?
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I personally don’t mind the second one. The china town one is ok too. But this guy had too many ideas and not enough money. 😛
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Pull the flags and psycho hockey masks away and it’s all pretty great tailoring- but you know that’s too passé!!
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What is it about women’s heads? A face fetish? I could use a mask now I think about it.
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How Can I get snacks thru that mask??
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The clothes are really nice (the stars might be a bit much) so why the hockey masks? and what is wrong with that first girl’s cheeks?
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Ever put scotch tape I your face – Gareth has.
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They added the masks when the cheekbones got too distracting.
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I think the masks are hanging by their cheekbones!
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The secret agent coat and trousers set isn’t bad. The Hannibal face masks? Made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. I adore your commentary. Always look forward to your posts.
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I’ve been humming the Wonder Woman theme all morning- must be the patriotic office wear!
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Simple chic clothes minus the masks and star stoles. He even tossed in normal shoes! The leather outfits look smart without being moto-gear. All the models have those lines drawn under their cheeks and WWII hair but hey, a designer has to have a little fun, no?
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I could see so many of these pieces being in a closet forever- the stylist needs a beating!
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All I see is FLAGS and WRESTLING MASKS or Hanibal Lector as you said. Pity, there might be some nice (perhaps copy-able) clothes under there!
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The pieces look great- the WW2 fever dream notwithstanding!
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Yes, I’m not a big fan of leather.
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On your face especially.
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Haha!
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I’m liking the WWII references. Just wish they were a little more subtle. I think the awful masks are meant to reference gas masks. Big shoulders coming back in?
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Gas masks- I think you nailed it!
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I actually love pretty much everything except the giant stars. If I only had the figure for them! Yes, the makeup, hair, and stupid masks are weird, but that’s only because the rest of it is actually [dare I say it] WEARABLE! OMG
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I really like the clothes, once I get past the weird styling. The hair, the lines on the face, and–dear God!–the hockey masks. All these things distract from the clothes, many of which are quite lovely. In some of the past Wearable Wednesdays, distracting from the clothes would be a good thing. But in this case, it’s kind of a shame.
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Its true- these are classic and wearable- sans mask and blanket….
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Are those sideburns made by contouring, or contouring made styling facial hair? That’s bugging me more than the hockey masks.
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It’s so so weird and yes, distracting!
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Is that tape on their faces?! I mean, I guess that’s a better alternative than weird facial surgery, but still! Yikes! Also, I’m pretty sure that Gareth just went through the costume closets at Agent Carter headquarters…
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Yes!!!
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I couldn’t see past the weird styling to concentrate on what might have been good clothes. Oh dear.
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The clothing is deeply average, but the styling is plain BONKERS. You have lost it when you have to rely on this sort of silliness.
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You are spot on in your comments – as ever! And utterly hilarious – as ever!
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Mmmm! The clothing is simple and bits are very nice and wearable. But as the lady above says… the styling is awful and your comments…oh so appropriate.
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It’s a little sad when a designer thinks he has to compensate with bizarre styling choices to distract from the fact that he’s showing a very wearable, stylish line. Maybe nothing earth-shattering in the design, but aside from the star-spangled number, most of this stuff I think real women would wear. Is that so verboten that you have to outfit your models with creepy masks & even creepier make-up so you can seem avant-garde? I get the WWII refs, and it was clever, even if I think the victory rolls were a bit over the top. It’s a shame he didn’t take that theme and run with it a bit more. It could have been interesting. What a waste.
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I wish the last model had been carried off by a bald eagle….
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bet lols in a long time (if I don’t have nightmares tonight!)
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Reading while at work, stifling the lols! “Cannibal with a song in her heart” 😀
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Its a Cinderella story with a twist!
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Joan Crawford would be lusting after those shoulder pads. Why, why put the models in those hideous masks?
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With those Hannibal masks, he is symbolically silencing his Mom who named him Gareth.
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That will be a follow up musical!
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I actually like the Hannibal mask, the whole outfit is cute for Halloween
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Who would you go as?
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As the girl in the 4th outfit. It’s cute and scary lol
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I wonder how many of the masks he was able to get his hands on? Did they have to whip the one mask off in a flurry to hand it off to the next girl? (Ugh. Model sweat.) And a followup question: did the models steal the mask? (I mean, it’s so fun, right?)
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I’m sure the models wanted to keep them- can’t fit a sandwich thru it….
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