Having ‘OFF’ on my top would make me think I’d bought factory seconds.
Does she need the mini tool kit to cut herself out of these?
Half Off? BY the way, the model is named Hannah. I assumed Mannah, myself.
Camouflage for hiding in a Pier 1 store?
Just act casual Lula and keep walking, the guards will never know you’ve stolen that Goya.
Huh.
This makes me think her dress just threw up Bob Mackie.
St Blisterous Spring Formal theme ‘Mad Max, a Dance on Fury Road’ has Marta visibly excited.
Due to her unfortunate disappearance the designs for the Amelia Earhardt Sleep wear collection were scrapped.
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Pretty Grievances 
‘Off’ is where her bra went.
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Underwear and lining- a designers mortal enemy!
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I am strangely drawn to the foil trousers. The rest of it is just plain fugly.
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Great for wrestlers in training, too.
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I don’t wish to be indelicate, but what is going on with that first models boobs? There is nothing to say about this little lot, even the models don’t have redeeming features. Once again you have outdone yourself!
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gah, missed an apostrophe on “model’s” and don’t know how to fix it.
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No judgement in our autocarrot society!
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Until I saw the fair Hannah, It was yawn-worthy!
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I thought maybe she had small beer mats attached to each side?
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Ah! Bar bumpers!
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Hmmmm… trying to find something positive to say…. Orange! I like orange.
Seriously, the long skirt might be okay without the weird top.
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The red pants are ok?
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I’m on the fence about the red pants. They’re nice except there’s a lot of distracting wrinkly business going on in the crotch area. I guess that’s unavoidable with loose fitting pants.
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So hard to fit a 2 legged Popsicle stick!?
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All this is a seamstress’ nightmare…parts from different dresses all mixed up and leather thrown in. That last Amelia garment makes me wonder seeing those black straps…what is under there? Underwear or fetish-wear?
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Don’t look behind the curtain of leather!!!
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Her shirt is mislabeled- our first model’s headlights are definitely “on”!
I miss the days when seeing through one’s clothing was considered vulgar. Mom was right- Put on a slip!
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Lining- the lost art!
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My mom said you still had to put on a slip, even if your skirt was lined.
Of course, I would be ecstatic if the ladies who wear thin white maxi dresses and thongs would have just one of the above. YUK.
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Ma made me wear a slip under lined skirts too- it would end up in a cumberbund formation by lunch!
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No!!!!!!!!!!
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And a bra 😊
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YES, LORD YES!!!
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Well, the mystery has finally been solved. We now know why Amelia disappeared. Sitting on a deserted island was a better proposition than being subjected to this 😊
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In her leather pengnoir- she set herself adrift…..
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Something tells me the designer was high on LSD and also four days out in the desert with no food or water when dreaming all of this up. Maybe once the prototypes were mocked up there was a moment of “Err…crap.” But by then it was too late.
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I saw a vision! It said ‘off!’
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Burning Man experience from Hell!
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Just LOLed in my morning meeting, thanks!
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It looks like someone was going to get rid every remnant in their stash no matter what. Hilarious.
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I love the palm leaf covered parka type coat. I think it has great details
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Oh my! Again you have entertained. I did think she was a he. I don’t know what to say! I used to think the “catwalk” was all fantasy but having been to a REAL Fashion Show last night, I can honestly swear that this Fantasy is REALITY! As soon as I get photos a blog post is in the works!
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Oh yes- please share!!!
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I will. The commentary won’t be as entertaining as your’s but it was quite the experience!
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I, too, was disturbed by the first model’s crooked boobs- couldn’t they put a bra on her?
Some of the models need to go to an emergency feeding station.Their alarming skinny upper arms and thighs are frightening.
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Well, you know how I’m often in conflict with the majority in terms of thumbs up or down for the fashion….but, not in this case!!!!
I dislike all of it: colour, fit, fabric, lines, drape and shapes. I just don’t get it?
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Sorry, but i have to point out…that’s de Chirico, not Goya.
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Welcome! Your eye for details gets you a bag of popcorn and a seat of honor at my follies!
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What’s the story with the Canadians in Mexico in black socks? I do like the Amelia leather trench coat dress.
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Models must have very unsightly ankles- they always want to sock them up!?
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The first models hands keep reminding me of a Flamingos beak for some reason – OK I was trying not to look at her chest! Nice trousers though. The foil trousers on the other hand should have been paired with a tin foil hat – anti radiation/aliens etc. I do like the leather coat.
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Do you think you can strike her like a gong?
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Do you think the collection sold?Huh?Do you?
N. Me neither.
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Yeah, hard to look away from the weird boobs. They are nothing in the middle and then bulging out the sides. One is saying “They went that-a-way” and the other one is saying “No, they went that-a-way”. Also, way to attach half a pleated skirt to random outfits.
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Well, it’s easy to underestimate how much fabric you’ll need pre-pleat, but don’t let it get you down- just hang it on your hip
And admire it’s crisp and unnecessary-ness!
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