Wearable Wednesday Off White


Having ‘OFF’ on my top would make me think I’d bought factory seconds.

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Does she need the mini tool kit to cut herself out of these?

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Half Off? BY the way, the model is named Hannah. I assumed Mannah, myself.

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Camouflage for hiding in a Pier 1 store?

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Just act casual Lula and keep walking, the guards will never know you’ve stolen that Goya.

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Huh.

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This makes me think her dress just threw up Bob Mackie.

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St Blisterous Spring Formal theme ‘Mad Max, a Dance on Fury Road’ has Marta visibly excited.

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Due to her unfortunate disappearance the designs for the Amelia Earhardt  Sleep wear collection were scrapped.

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photo credits: Style.com. All images remain the property of their original owners.

45 thoughts on “Wearable Wednesday Off White

  1. I don’t wish to be indelicate, but what is going on with that first models boobs? There is nothing to say about this little lot, even the models don’t have redeeming features. Once again you have outdone yourself!

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  2. All this is a seamstress’ nightmare…parts from different dresses all mixed up and leather thrown in. That last Amelia garment makes me wonder seeing those black straps…what is under there? Underwear or fetish-wear?

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  3. splendidcakes says:

    Her shirt is mislabeled- our first model’s headlights are definitely “on”!

    I miss the days when seeing through one’s clothing was considered vulgar. Mom was right- Put on a slip!

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  4. sewbussted says:

    Well, the mystery has finally been solved. We now know why Amelia disappeared. Sitting on a deserted island was a better proposition than being subjected to this 😊

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  5. Something tells me the designer was high on LSD and also four days out in the desert with no food or water when dreaming all of this up. Maybe once the prototypes were mocked up there was a moment of “Err…crap.” But by then it was too late.

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  6. Oh my! Again you have entertained. I did think she was a he. I don’t know what to say! I used to think the “catwalk” was all fantasy but having been to a REAL Fashion Show last night, I can honestly swear that this Fantasy is REALITY! As soon as I get photos a blog post is in the works!

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  7. I, too, was disturbed by the first model’s crooked boobs- couldn’t they put a bra on her?
    Some of the models need to go to an emergency feeding station.Their alarming skinny upper arms and thighs are frightening.

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  8. Well, you know how I’m often in conflict with the majority in terms of thumbs up or down for the fashion….but, not in this case!!!!
    I dislike all of it: colour, fit, fabric, lines, drape and shapes. I just don’t get it?

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  9. Jenny says:

    The first models hands keep reminding me of a Flamingos beak for some reason – OK I was trying not to look at her chest! Nice trousers though. The foil trousers on the other hand should have been paired with a tin foil hat – anti radiation/aliens etc. I do like the leather coat.

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  10. Mel says:

    Yeah, hard to look away from the weird boobs. They are nothing in the middle and then bulging out the sides. One is saying “They went that-a-way” and the other one is saying “No, they went that-a-way”. Also, way to attach half a pleated skirt to random outfits.

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    • Well, it’s easy to underestimate how much fabric you’ll need pre-pleat, but don’t let it get you down- just hang it on your hip
      And admire it’s crisp and unnecessary-ness!

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