Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. A Bear with a low self image who not so secretly wore a slenderizing corset and only ate honey at home alone with the blinds drawn.
Grannie was very upset when she arrived at the Catskills and found her favorite evening suit missing- but she refused to ever wear it again.
Eric closed his eyes and desperately tried to contact his inner pirate poet.
Laura knew there would be big changes to the pit crew once Crash’s widow took over- but she didn’t expect it to involve new uniforms.
After recutting the sleeves 10 times to satisfy the designer, Wanda was just able to squeeze out a matching breech cloth.
Gregory prided himself on the knowledge that the other secretaries thought of him as one of the girls.
Damn it, Chloe- you were supposed to be helping Fleur with her top- we are in so much trouble!
Sadly, by the time Edna reached the end of the catwalk she was one giant lightening rod of static cling.
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Pretty Grievances 
I think you forgot to mention that Fuzzy Wuzzy liked her cell phone with her at all times.
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A bear needs access to her therapist at all times!
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I totally understand the need to keep one’s cell phone with one at all times. I prefer to keep mine in a pocket though.
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I prefer a pocket- when I just carry it I feel like I should be yelling- ‘I’m calling your mother about this!’ at people.
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Go Gregory!
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Thanks for the hilarious commentary, such fun and spot on as usual.
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Do you think it’s really menswear or men wearing womenswear?
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Men swear? Mine would if they had to wear these get-ups!
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Heehee
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Mmm well, I’d have to say check with the secretaries. They’ll have the low down.
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I feel so sorry for the models. Although, I like the secretary outfit, but not so keen on the straight jacket looking one!
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The men seem more comfortable in their womenswear!?
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All I could think of was the episode where Jerry Seinfeld mistakenly agreed to wear the puffy shirt and then cried out, “but I don’t want to be a pirate!”
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Sad when parody meets real!!
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Oooo! Pink! Wait… No.
I want the fuzzy wuzzy for those evenings when I’m just laying around OD’ing on Criminal Minds reruns. I’m going to need some matching slippers to go with it.
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I could tuck my glasses and bookings the utility belt…
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Good Halloween costumes. The fuzzy wuzzy outfit would keep parents warm as they trail around with their kids.
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Poor Fleur! Edna might be able to create enough static electricity to re-charge Fuzzy Wuzzy’s cell phone.
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Yay- we’ve discovered practicality!
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You know. Some of the outfits are almost nice!!??
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I think a cherry pick of the pieces could happen.
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The men’s clothes?? Are very confusing. The guy in the pink brocade looks like a Buddhist monk who has escaped and is confused about how to disguise himself. The next one, with the poetic blouse, looks like grannie’s blouse got stolen as well as her pink suit. And, I wonder what Don Draper would think of the secretary in the bow blouse? This is one of the most bizarre collections yet. You make my week!
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Don Drapers mind would seize if he thought male secretaries existed!?
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OMG! Fleur is wearing a calchemise – and so confused about the crotch snaps…. Quick call @peterlappin! He can do the intervention!
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Fleur needs that dress me Elmo doll to practice on!
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These are perfectly chosen! I have gone to work in Gregory’s bow blouse and the sweater! And I have come home in Chloe’s straight jacket! I never thought to tie my cell on to my waist with a rope of fabric when I am dressed in my office Mascot costume though… Nice! 😂
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I actually love the straitjacket blouse, and the monster corset coat–the contrasts are really strong and I can see how it might filter down for normal people.
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Much filtering, much filtering!
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Chloe is in such trouble!
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The ruffled shirt makes me think of Seinfelds puffy shirt episode! And that straightjacket looking shirt-WTH!?!!?
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Lol, pure gold again. Does anyone else think that the placket of ‘Laura’s pit crew uniform’ ends in an unfortunate place. I would wear Gregory’s outfit, then again I am a GIRL.
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Pic 2 – Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
so Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, wuzzy?
He certainly wasn’t fuzzy what he wore …
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That straight jacket shirt was traumatizing just to look at.
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It is not for airport wear!
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Omg, the pirate poet took me by surprise. Lol, you’ve made me love Wednesday.
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Ah shucks
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Is Fleur an amputee? Is that why Chloe was supposed to help?
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Poor Fleur- she can’t button with her flippers.
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I am be looking forward to Wednesdays for a reason since I discovered your ‘wearable’ posts.Now when something like the Prada Fall 2016 RTW collection pops past when I open Pinterest, I see it with new eyes 😉
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New pained eyes, I’m sure!
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Have you seen it? Do yourself a favour…
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Prada can be a lot of fun! I’ll look it up.
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(Please edit ‘I am be looking’ to something a real english speaking person would write. Sorry…)
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Hah! If I look like an idiot here, so must you! Heehee
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This looks like security camera footage of each patient as they left the residential treatment center. And the last photo is the conservatively dressed psychiatrist running after them.
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The Madhouse Collection! Brilliant!
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Not gonna lie; I really like the fuzzy wuzzy.
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Your spirit animal is a tabby….
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Maybe Chloe needed to help Fleur because she has no arms. How did she even get that shirt on?
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On weekends Fleur performs at a racy club where men pay to privately watch her put on the matching jumpsuit.
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