Pauline Johnson, cotton ball heiress honors her family fortune with a little Oscar de la Renta.
Oh Howard, I’m so excited to be your wido- err, bride! (Naeem Khan)
Elinors mother was mortified when she dropped to the floor to count the checks after the cake cutting. (Elie Saab)
The minister was vaguelly distracted by Mimi’s hypno-crotch. (christian Siriano)
Wanda wasn’t ashamed about needing to breast feed during her vows.(Temperly)
Edwina popped out to get married in this Carolina Herrera between her shifts hostessing at the Blintz Buffet.
Mollie found the perfect way to honor meeting Bernard in the lightshade shop 4 years ago! (houghton)
No, Edna, I said atellier, not aviary?! (christian Siriano)
It’s ok, Sweetie- we’ll photoshop a groom in later! (Elie Saab)
On a budget, it was dress or reception, so Nancy opted to be her own discoball. (Naeem Khan)
Trust me, Ruth- I harbor no bad feelings about you and Brian and I’d love to bring your dress to the church for you on saturday! (houghton)
Grannie Phillips broke her hip sprinting down the aisle to place a strategic doily on Lilys crotch pagoda by Marchesa.
Ever the control freak, Erin was afraid Javier would forget his one line when he saw her in her Elie Saab.
Face first in the cake, Alison? (Houghton)
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