Wearable Wednesday Dolce & Gabbana



I feel an unfortunate theme coming on. 

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Would an apple a day keep this dress away?

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Well, Alannah, we told you to wear something under it- it’s obviously made of kitchen scrubbies!

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Haha, very funny, yes my name is Crystal and this is a chandelier, soooo funny.

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The Sydney Lanier middle school band lost its best majorette when Sally altered her uniform without permission.

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I can see Phyllis Diller threatening the maid while wearing this.

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Are those frog prince lapel details? Be still my immature heart!

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Oh, no, I’m not trying to be rude- I was just trying to read your crotch….don’t hit me with the Popes incense burner!!!

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Never before- and I researched it- has anyone every said, ‘You look like a geriatric discoball’.

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An unnamed sultan offered this model $5 million to rub him all over in this outfit while singing ‘tiny bubbles’.

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I WILL be buried in this.

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26 thoughts on “Wearable Wednesday Dolce & Gabbana

  1. Oh yes you would get serious irritation on the bunny noses from those pan scrubs. But I do like the big black and white coat. And the one with artificial flowers all over it.

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  2. Utta Retch says:

    The mouse print dress is just plain stupid. I love, love, love the apple dress and for once thought has gone into print placement so that there can be no unfortunate associations. However, I think the fabric would work better for a less fitted garment. I knew all those pan scrubbers would come in useful. Now where are my knitting needles.

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  3. I sort of like the pan scrubber effect, if only it was achieved with no pain. I can’t put words to my feelings about the velvet dress absurdly plastered with huge applique. Do you suppose someone put the iron down on the pile, leaving a nasty mark, and then did it again twice more?

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  4. Shoes are wonderful. I am off to find the checked pair. The models are much better in this collection, theuy don’t look too emaciated, and there are even some things that I wouldn’t mind wearing. Not too bad.

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  5. I love love LOVE D&G, and I would happily wear every single piece in this collection. So outrageous and out-of-the-box. I want the shoes and every bag in this collection!

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