Wearable Wednesday Dolce & Gabbana

I feel an unfortunate theme coming on. 


Would an apple a day keep this dress away?


Well, Alannah, we told you to wear something under it- it’s obviously made of kitchen scrubbies!


Haha, very funny, yes my name is Crystal and this is a chandelier, soooo funny.


The Sydney Lanier middle school band lost its best majorette when Sally altered her uniform without permission.


I can see Phyllis Diller threatening the maid while wearing this.


Are those frog prince lapel details? Be still my immature heart!


Oh, no, I’m not trying to be rude- I was just trying to read your crotch….don’t hit me with the Popes incense burner!!!


Never before- and I researched it- has anyone every said, ‘You look like a geriatric discoball’.


An unnamed sultan offered this model $5 million to rub him all over in this outfit while singing ‘tiny bubbles’.


I WILL be buried in this.


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26 thoughts on “Wearable Wednesday Dolce & Gabbana

  1. Oh yes you would get serious irritation on the bunny noses from those pan scrubs. But I do like the big black and white coat. And the one with artificial flowers all over it.


  2. Utta Retch says:

    The mouse print dress is just plain stupid. I love, love, love the apple dress and for once thought has gone into print placement so that there can be no unfortunate associations. However, I think the fabric would work better for a less fitted garment. I knew all those pan scrubbers would come in useful. Now where are my knitting needles.

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  3. I sort of like the pan scrubber effect, if only it was achieved with no pain. I can’t put words to my feelings about the velvet dress absurdly plastered with huge applique. Do you suppose someone put the iron down on the pile, leaving a nasty mark, and then did it again twice more?


  4. Shoes are wonderful. I am off to find the checked pair. The models are much better in this collection, theuy don’t look too emaciated, and there are even some things that I wouldn’t mind wearing. Not too bad.

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  5. I love love LOVE D&G, and I would happily wear every single piece in this collection. So outrageous and out-of-the-box. I want the shoes and every bag in this collection!


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