They say if you see her before bedtime- you will be in constant torment no matter how much Nexium you swallow. .
Arthur knew he’d never be a policeman, but he would be the best traffic cone he could be!
Mom, this is Othello- we’re in love! He’s an artiste!
Eric didn’t like to be a complainer, but it seemed clear that the costume store didn’t know a damn thing about Iron Man.
Lucy, maybe you can explain why all the bathmats are missing from dorm 12….hmm?
A secret order of Ronin warriors who follow Debbie Harry around an keep her safe.
5 seconds: List a place you shouldn’t go dressed like this:
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Pretty Grievances 
I’m lost for words. But please may I borrow the traffic cone?
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It’s a lot to take in.
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Omigod these may be the worst ever.
But your comments are perfection
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One of the cheapest fashion shows ever…
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I think I’ve taken blog pics at that quarry!
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I actually love it. Fresh, flawlessly original. Even the red inverted hotwater bottle cover. Very funny writing as usual, love the blog thank you!
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It all looks comfortable…..
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This is laugh out loud territory! I was going to ask “what were they thinking”, but clearly, no thinking!!
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I am slightly curious to know why all the girls have ‘before’ on their foreheads and all the men ‘after’? Some of the outfits are funny enough by themselves but coupled with your comments equals a good chuckle. Arthur trying to look thoughtful and reflective whilst dressed as a traffic cone – ha ha. The last one I am still chuckling about. Just imagining the looks as he walked into a cowboy bar dressed like that – would make a great scene in a film!
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I was hoping the before and after would get noticed- social commentary? Reminder for the stylist?
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Best yet for laughs. As Jenny says they don’t even need captions! But of course they do because you are so darn creative and terribly funny and each of these had me laughing at my desk. Brilliant. Will you marry me?
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I’d love to see the movie when it comes out with all the actors wearing these costumes because they surely are not real clothes!
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I’m sure are all characters from a Japanese cautionary folktale!
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Like creatures from some weird movie. Love your commentary.
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The theme park you don’t want to go to!
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Why????? Why???????
Truly the stuff of nightmares.
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Wouldn’t want to go to a cowboy bar for sure, or any bar, dressed like that! Ok, maybe the Factory, but he’s a little late to the party! 🙂
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What costume shall the poor girl wear- to all tomorrow’s parties……not this!
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I don’t understand anything now 😦
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These are all so depressing. They look like street urchins who pick all their clothes out of dumpsters.
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Yes! Like the lost boys scavenger chic!
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The dumpsters are deeply offended-they wouldn’t be caught dead with garbage like this inside them!
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OMG! I almost lost my coffee at the cowboy bar! The red one looks like something I could have used to keep the kids contained when they misbehaved! So these designs were only for show, not for real life – obviously!
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Poor ‘Arthur’. Really. I think someone is missing from the psychiatric ward.
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Hysterical wearables today! Thank you for sharing!!!
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OMGosh…what is this even??? Crazy. Just crazy. Love your comments, as usual!
This is like the very worst of Project Runway taken 100 times further…
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At first I thought the inspiration must be inmates in a prison camp, with a misguided nod towards highlighting human rights abuses. That was odd enough. Then I noticed that the forehead labels say before and after, and now I’m totally confused. Before and after what?
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Before and after gender correction surgery?
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COWBOY BAR….spit-out-coffee-on-the-screen funny!
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Should I ever need a MOB outfit …………..
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I think the last gentleman received those (bullet?) holes from someone inside the cowboy bar!
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I have to say I think these are gorgeous: the red bag! the pink stripey thingee, the cowbar bar outfit. I want the cowboy bar outfit! They all showcase the fabrics without doing too much with them, and maybe that’s why I like them. But seriously I want the cowboy bar outfit. Love reading your commentaries always.
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Ok, I was pretty drawn to the pink stripes thing, I admit it.
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Well, you learn something new everyday! Who knew that institutions for the criminally insane offered sewing classes?
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It’s very soothing!
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The cowboy bar was a LOL! OMG, the poor guy wearing the red, is he supposed to be a chili pepper or something?
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It’s like this designer made this collection especially for you…make sure you get paid for your catalogue copy 😉
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Whaaaaaaaat the %$#&?! This is a new level of fashion tragedy. I just want to give all of those models a hug after such a traumatic experience.
Your commentary was spot on as always though! 🙂
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WTF?!?!?! The way these shots are framed make all these models look baby-sized! So freakin’ weird!!
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The women look like ghost fairies!?
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A few of them look like freaky post modern fairy tale elves.
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I want to wear the first one this Halloween!
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The first model’s socks look like she could be holding something—-maybe the box of Nexium? And she’s holding a cement block purse with rope handles?
I do like the double collar effect on “Lucy, the bathmat” model, though.
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Double the collar, double the adsorbancy!
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Sometimes I wish I knew how the heck you find these lunatic runway photos but I don’t want to ruin the mystery. Your comments are what take the photos to the top.
PS Long-time reader, found you through a comment you made on Oonaballoona’s blog and the proceeded to read your posts back for days!
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I’m better than counting sheep for sleep inducement!
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