Wearable Wednesday Simone Rocha

You ordered the haunting? Where do you want me?



Gees, Helene, just admit you need help with the zipper, don’t be such a baby!


I think the bust cups make it super sexy, don’t you?


Yes, Becky, it kind of DOES matter which piece you put on first, I thought you were a professional.


Um, whats with the bewb wickets?  Come on google search, don’t leave me hanging!



Is she holding her spleen in? Or keeping it from unravelling further?


This is why you don’t ring RuPauls doorbell before noon.


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35 thoughts on “Wearable Wednesday Simone Rocha

  1. susan snow says:

    I think they are all headed to a party at Gomez and Morticia Addams’ house. The only one missing here is Lurch. Love your commentary, it’s wonderful.

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  2. LOL! Where do you find all these horrors?? (Actually, I kind of don’t want to know…!)

    Great commentary on another ‘more money than design sense’ collection!

    PS…This kind of explains a lot of the junk on Project Runway/All Stars…


  3. Max Mecham says:

    The models all look like they are only one week into their heroin rehab. Scary sweaty, thin, pale, and angry enough about withdrawal to climb the walls.


  4. Mel says:

    They each get one dangling earring. Except for the one holding her spleen. Methinks she ‘s holding her earring that fell off.


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