Erin was so worried about dropping her hanky and breaking a rib in the retrieval process that she tied on some spares. Clever girl!
They say dress for the job you want- Wanda picked gladiator.
Lois found the cat ashtray she’d made her step mom for mothers day in the bin behind the pool house. She didn’t say anything, but clearly she gave a message.
Huh, not all boucle is classy.
One more ‘is that you tinkling’ joke and I’m gonna bust some asses, she thought.
Not so much Klimt- more like Clumpt.
Alice spent the morning being backcombed offstage by members of the official Wool council representatives.
Do modelling contracts include chafing hazard pay?
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Pretty Grievances 
Ok… I didn’t find any of these designs appealing! I loved your commentary though… It was superb! 😂
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It’s very….textural?
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Do fashion schools not have a basic 100-level course that includes a definition of “clothing”, or perhaps a note on the functions?? As in “clothing is meant to provide warmth”, or “clothing covers nakedness”??? I do like the cream wooly thing, but what’s that upside-down gold girdle thing?
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Part 2 of that class can involve ‘can the wearer sit/stand/move her head init?’
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My nipples are twingeing in sympathy. And what’s with those weird ashtray necklaces? I kind of like the Klimptiness though, even if they are all unwearable!
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No drycleaner wants to see this collection coming at them!
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I wonder if that last naked girl’s purse is supposed to be open like that. Also, this designer is very loyal to that shoe.
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Maybe the purse is open, ready to eat the model.
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How nice to see kindly carers assisted poor Erin with her early onset memory problems by tying knots in her hankies as reminders to brush her teeth, put her bra on, keep her hair out of her food.
I’m crying for the beautiful fabrics and almost decent ideas sacrificed for attention grabbing . Please may I have the scraps from the cutting room floor?
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I’ll send along a bag of pottery shards as well.
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I can see potential in the shapes of some of these. Don’t like boucle or chaffing though!
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You make my Wednesdays, thank you
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Aw, you’re sweet!
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Mine, too !
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But, these clothes are all gorgeous for once! (though your commentary never fails to raise a snort of amusement). True, there’s not much here you’d shrug on for a trip to the laundrette, but I’d wear most of this if I had the right occasion (sadly I don’t). I can even see stylish Milanese women wearing the last as a beach “cover-up”.
But the repeated appearance of that little gold handbag necklace (let’s not even begin to acknowledge the cats!) began to grate, as did those lovely shoes as they showed up again, and AGAIN.
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That beach coverup would leave a fascinating tan!
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Cat ashtrays and woolly bags and those shoes…metal swirly bracelets…oh wait…this is a fashion show, not an accessory show…I almost forgot. I can see some of the Kardashians swanning around in these. Your humor and commentary is always a hoot!!!!
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I took a long look at the Yeezy show- speaking of Kardashians- all I could think of was that he hated women!
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The machete necklace is an interesting touch. Wonder if there’s a secret message when paired with the cat purse?
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One unlocks the other to form a portal to hades!
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A lot of weirdness but some of it is good weirdness – the kind that might inspire something sane.
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Good inspiring weirdness is not a bad thing!
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Check out the look on the cat’s face with the last open weave, I guess you can call it a dress. It’s as if even he is saying, “Really?”
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No one works distain like a cat- even a ceramic one!
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Those pussycat ashtrays are very disturbing. I didn’t think that the rolled down knee highs were all that posh looking either…..(tee, hee) As always, just love your commentary, you should have your own TV show.
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We all scoff at visible knee highs, but maybe we are wrong…..nah!
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Oh dear, I really liked it…..I’ve had days when I needed to dress like a gladiator to make through…maybe that’s just my job, though? (also,yes, I work in theatre and am a costume designer so I try to live up to that most days 🙂 I see much inspiration in this particular collection–and laughed at every caption at the same time 😉
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I always like when we can glean a little something- when it’s not just horror and sad textile abuse!
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The last one looks like a sadistic cat toy.
The blue boucle is well, yeah. However the bag alone might be cool, perhaps in a slightly different color. This particular shade of blue reminds me of the vinyl interior of a hulking 1970s Caddy that a childhood friend’s mother drove…
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That blue outfit reminds me of this: http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/store/jump/productDetail/Kitchen/Table_&_Kitchen_Linens/Mountain_Weave/Mountain_Weave_All_Cotton_Tablecloths/54176
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So absorbant, so stylish!
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Tonight on stage- reuniting all the original members that haven’t overdosed or gone to prison- SADISTIC CATTOY!!!!!
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Love the shoes and the bracelets and, of course, the running commentary. But am I going blind or was that poor girl in the last pic sent out on the runway completely naked under that failed macrame project!??
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If anyone wants to copy Alice’s dress, I have that same bathmat and I’d be willing to sell it!
(It looks exactly like the rug we have outside the shower–I’m not even joking.)
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PM without delay, before you are outbid!
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I think I am most offended by the waste of some of that fabric, which I wouldn’t mind in my stash – mind you I would wear better/more underwear! Those poor girls!
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Yes, I’m provincially attached to undergarments too!
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Just as well that the last dress wasn’t metal too. Ouch.
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