I made the same face while looking at these.
Rhoda has obviously developed a major chafing situation from going commando in her mesh pants. Live and learn, Rhoda, live and learn.
Resort wear or something to wear during your relaxing inpatient stay?
Come on Celia, Rhodas outfits have been much worse. Buck up.
See? Rockabilly Fred Munster.
Alan Cummings wore this to a neighbors Bris last year. It just made the baby cry more.
Seriously?
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Pretty Grievances 
Poor Celia. Poor Rhoda. Celia only has two facial expressions, and they are both miserable. You do find some gems. I think this is the most alarming Wednesday yet (I do love Wednesdays now thanks to you).
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Aw, so glad I could bring alarm to your mornings! I really would like to know what they told the models.
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Oh dear Celia, have some food dear, and cheer up. I was horrified by the first pic as I thought the poor girl had a skin condition…those nasty gloves! Then Rhoda got fed up with her fishnets, tore the feet out to put her shoes on…well, I understand this, fishnets hurt the soles of my feet too.
I vaguely like the check suit, and the giant smocky maxi dress thing…but will someone FEED these poor emaciated things? They really look ill. Horrible, time this stopped for good.
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I really just don’t understand why designers hate their intended buyers.
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Opera gloves with linen and a frayed hem is always a must when I dress for an evening out 😉
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A lady gots to have standards!!
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As I scrolled down through the photos, they just got worse and worse…but now I know I will need to attach rock climbing carabiners/loops to my pants to look cool and trendy.
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Hold on- new bridal bustle concept!!!!
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Why didn’t I think of that??? Too close to the tulle perhaps?
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Oh- that is the perfect bio title for you!!
‘Too close to the tulle- a life lived’!
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what’s with the gloves? Maybe the models don’t want to touch those awful clothes. Love the Munsters and Alan Cummings commentary. You’re the best!
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The gloves are a bit distracting- oh, now I get it.
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Please tell me the mullet is not poised to make a comeback.
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I am completely hung up on the gloves – they look like they are about to deliver calves!
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How did you know??
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How lovely is that dog?
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Oops, this was meant for another blog! On the other hand…
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Well, it totally fit the wtf theme of her hair.
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Wow, nice roomy pockets and lots of D-rings for clipping on extra gear. I think I’m in love. [/sarcasm]
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I assumed the model was prone to wandering off…..
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BWAHAHAHAHA! Such an image you put in my head!
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It’s my spiritual gift.
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Oh boy! Happy Wednesday! With such a grim looking bunch! At least I know next time my hem is crooked or even if I choose not to hem up my dress like the last outfit – I will still be in style!
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I’m on trend!!!!!
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You said if we put on these sh*tty looking clothes we’d get a sandwich now where is it? And how’m I supposed to eat it with these bovine veterinary examination gloves on????
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Models- so easily fooled!
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I don’t get this collection at all. Love your comments — they added a little zing to my morning coffee 🙂
I’m trying to think what offends me the most here. Probably that unfinished jumbo leather bag pretending to be a shift dress.
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I was excited to see opaque garments, but that’s about all I could get behind!
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I think they double sold the photos to a laxative company that wanted some good stock expressions……
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The gloves are the best bit, if they could just be accessorised with an elegant get up.
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Thank you. I have to ask, do women actually buy this stuff, pay real money for this. Just curious. Thank you again for brightening the day.
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Some of these pieces would be quite wearable (with normal girl hair, etc.) However, I would remove the protruding D-rings. I think they could be quite hazardous, catching on machinery, passing vehicles or whatever.
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Maybe it’s like a built in harness? For all your sled-dog/plowhorse/ox fantasies?
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For my kinky Iditarod role playing games!
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I’m on the fence between wanting to know and “please don’t tell me”. 😛
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Oh, man…this one is SO painful I just want to un-see it! And those models…yikes!
If I promise to do something equally outlandish, would someone give me a pile of money for fabric? Please?
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I’ll pose for you- but I do want the sandwich.
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DONE! Now all we need is an investor with more $$$ than sense…;)
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LOL, Rockabilly Fred Munster! Love it, mind you I also love those boots.
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Ok, me too!
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The hair! What’s the price tag on these grim little numbers? The Alan Cummings one was too funny, made my day!
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I don’t even want to hazard a guess about the price- I think we’d only feel more insulted!
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Vile. I just don’t get it, but maybe I am just too old.
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It’s not you.
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Great Post!
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