What? Even cult followers need to vacay?!
Do you have just a moment to listen to us talk about our divine leader? No?
If you could just meet him- he’s behind these marshes in the van-
The leader has chosen you- it’s a huge honor, he’s only married 43 of us so far.
Wait!!! Don’t go! You’ve been chosen!
Don’t you at least want to buy one of our magazines?
They’ll be back.
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