Ramona was a mood dresser- today was prickly.
Ellen’s aversion to plastic made her the designers least favorite model.
When it’s cold out, but still want everyone to know you’re available-
Yay! The Project Runway industrial tarp challenge!
This gives me a tropical depression.
Turn the music up, Dave- these outfits are squeaky!
Ok, so we don’t need to teach lining OR hemming anymore. Nice.
Oh, Wanda. This is not a valid statement about safe sex.
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Pretty Grievances 
Sheesh! I quite liked the first two, but then…trainwreck!
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Train wreck in the tarp department!
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Ha ha. Cold and available. I have always struggled with that one….
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It’s not the best okcupid opening line….
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Shower curtains, valances and paper bag waistbands…yuck! That poor first model looks like she was a science experiment after having pollen rubbed all over her she was made to sit in a butterfly house and wait for the insects to attach themselves to her. Your Wednesday posts just brighten my day!
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You can’t microwave models without removing the foil…..
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OMG! LOL! What? (Sorry, I can’t think of anything coherent to say about these in my current, under-caffeinated state.)
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You know that overwhelming plastic smell your bathroom gets when you put in a new shower liner? I smell it now.
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Give me strength! I have noticed the lack of hemming in RTW, and am ready to embrace it. Not so sure about the shower curtain trend though…
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I don’t mind a little decorative raveling, but….
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See through tights with white panties is a fashion statement if I’ve ever seen one….NOT!!!
Fun as always 😊
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I work in a hospital setting- thin white scrubs and visible underpants is a classic!
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I just want to take a moment and ask–no, plead for answers…Why do designers do their best to make their models’ faces look so, so terrible. That eye makeup! It makes for a serious inbred vibe, does it not?
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When I wake up, my eyebrows are naturally a frosty blue, so….
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Good thing I put my coffee cup down. The spit take in bed, is messy, and the maid just changed the sheets! I look forward to WW. You are so funny!
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I’m getting a very Jean Harlow in feathered pengnoir visual!
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Ramona’s mood dressing was due to a faculty retreat in which nearly three hours would be spent discussing things that could have been accomplished with a once sentence email. I feel her mood, and raise her combat boots and some sort of plasma weapon.
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Is that on par with a 7am orthopedics department meeting where 20 minutes is spent discussing the general surgeons eating all the good muffins in the Drs lounge?
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YES.
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Gosh! Prickly, fruity, and tarps. It made me happy to see the all beige outfit! I didn’t know that blue eye shadow was in!
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Oh the humiliation of being made to put one’s pac-a-mac on in even the lightest shower. Memories are made of this.
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Ooh, crotch aeration *and* and “I’m available” signals all in the same skirt?! What a bargain!
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So many “ands” in there…I’m failing at caffeination today.
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The benefits of an aerated crotch cannot be overstated.
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Makes my homemade stuff look alright!
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Desperately in love with the first dress. My moods run the spectrum from extra-prickly to poison-tipped.
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You must work with the public!
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Bwah-ha-ha-ha! Thanks for the gut-busting laugh-out-loud this morning!
Oh dear…I see possibilities here…does that make me ….odd? No no no. Just creative, right?
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If we can find inspiration it’s all worth it!!
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Liking the all beige, even though it’s beige! But, cold and available, what can I say, as always, you put it so well!! : )
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The beige was a treat after all that trapping!
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oh gosh, I hate all of them!
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I don’t like the insect look. I really don’t like it when men make women look like insects. The eyebrows!!
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Why the angry bug brow??
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My first thought when I saw the metal butterfly dress was why would anybody design a dress that couldn’t be worn in real life. You couldn’t sit down in it or get close to anyone, then it dawned on me it’s for commuters! If you were in a packed train or bus everyone else would give you a wide birth, the drawback would be having to stand up though.
Ok I’m off to create something ‘arty’ with my husbands fishing net and an old shower curtain!
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An homage to tacky?
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So that’s where the shower curtain went!
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Plastic liners- they aren’t just for carrying dead hookers out of your apartment anymore!
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You got me with the industrial tarp challenge. How could you wear that prickly thing? Hilarious! What do you think the designer says was his ‘inspiration?’ Lol
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Pain!
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The tarp is the perfect food fight attire.
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Tarp is the new lbd
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