Psst- Krissy- the tank top goes under the alpaca midi to avoid chafing!!
I miss Helena, but I’m glad Tim Burton is dating again.
Don’t feed your chia pet after midnight!
Saddest nesting doll ever!
Please explain….no. Just don’t. Just give her a spin.
Is that a tattoo of a skull wearing a butterfly mask? No fair- I’ll bet the models would have loved masks!
Is that the guy from Human League??
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Good grief! That is all.
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That last guy – his legs match his coat!! This is perhaps your best Wearable Wednesday ever. Love the girl standing around in her knickers!
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The aquarium lighting really sells it!
I couldn’t tell 3 pictures in whether there were women at all!
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These models look like visitors from some strange planet. A planet where they exile criminals and force them to wear hideous outfits as their punishment. I have to agree this is the best yet. I can’t wait for another one of your movie reviews, though, love the one where she had the baby in prison and kept it hidden under the bed! As always, you are the best!
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Oh- you tempt me! I get so few comments on my movie reviews I think everyone secretly wishes I’d stop!
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Oh! My!G__! What is it?!
I actually like the striped maxi skirt with the giant paisleys. I am going to do that!
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You read my mind! That skirt is like a Stella Jean hostage among the hideousness!
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Oh and I forgot I wanted to say that I’d like to see more movie posts too. I don’t often comment because I usually haven’t seen the movies but I still enjoy your take on them.
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I try to pick movies that have familiar actors but aren’t sacred- I don’t want anyone to freak out on me!!!
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We need to see more Barbara Stanwyck, I think.
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Oh Lord yes! I love her- I’m thinking pre-code F riskiness!
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I loved the jacket in the last photo, and then scrolled down a bit….Sue is right, his legs exactly match the jacket! Oh, my.
Why was the tattooed girl not wearing pants? Are her panties part of the collection?
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I think they ran out of clothes once they put everything on the nesting doll.
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I think this would all look better on drugs.
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That makes sense. The designer was obviously on drugs.
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Good, good drugs.
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That’s what the designer said!
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Okay, this is the last straw. There should be a law against wasting fabric. Maybe we could unite, Sewists Against Waste.
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I’m not sure all of this is strictly fabric. I think they rolled 1 in rug backing and thee on a tank top!?
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There was a guy to the left of spin head girl in underwear and a fur coat! And keep up the movie reviews. I’m too busy enjoying the movie and my popcorn to comment on it!
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When modeling gets ugly and painful…..
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The male model behind the spin girl is wearing a bath mat, yes it looks like a real fuzzy bathmat. They all look like they have escaped from what we used to call an “underground movie”…low budget…artsy-fartsy…speaking of movies…keep on sharing your oldies and goodies, PLEASE!!!!
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It’s the worst of the Factory!!
I really enjoy doing my goofy movie posts- I shall continue until you all beg me to stop!
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Words pretty much fail me. Maybe there was some sort of Project Runway challenge that we don’t know about–Take this warehouse of carpet and cheap lining fabrics, 7 pairs of sunglasses and all of Sesame Street’s muppet scraps and make magic. Oh, and you have 24 hours, and the models haven’t bathed in two weeks. Go.
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This collection is so strange I had to look up the designer. She is Georgian and her focus is Russia scene. So your reference to “nesting dolls” is spot on. An aside, she is interested in Japanese design and so changed her name from Lia to Ria. Love wearable Wednesday.
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Good info! I knew by the fashion week location she was Georgian but that was all…..
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This has to be the most bizarre/worst collection of all time. Well done finding this – I don’t know how you will top this one!
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It’s a dig without gloves, I tell you.
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Been there, done that…..that type of lighting that shows your white knickers (forget the name)….
Actually I haven’t thank goodness!
Black and white movie fashions are way better.
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flesh coloured panties! cannot unsee….
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I’m just glad there were panties at all.
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That is one scary line-up of “fashion” (gag)
You did wonderfully with your comments! LOL!!
I agree that there should be fabric waste police at these shows….
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Do you think the shoes are handmade? They look like gnome booties…
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After viewing this compendium of WTFery, I had to look up this designer, too. She has a normal human face. She dresses men in women’s clothes. I guess if you design only women’s clothes but you don’t want to discriminate against male models, that is what you do. Right?
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I think making anyone where this clothing is kind of discriminatory!😏
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Oh my goodness. Fascinatingly weird. 5th picture down – to the right of the the spinny hat outfit – low down there is a witch either emerging from the floor or disintegrating from the feet up!!! I think the the designer needs to be more careful which mushrooms she eats, it all looks a bit ‘magic’!
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That explains it! I couldn’t tell if the models, photog or we had taken the mushroom!!
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The models deserve danger pay. Though I like the grey skirt in the second photo.
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Haha it’s all too freaky – just realized a guy is wearing the grey skirt. lol.
The spin doll reminds of the David Bowie in the clown outfit in Ashes to Ashes video (David Bowie): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMThz7eQ6K0
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I can totally see that!
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gosh, these clothes are silly and depressing at the same time.
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That’s my high school life all in one comment.
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So true!
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Modeling is no longer the glamourous career it used to be. Instead of being the pinnacle of sartorial and genetic excellence, it is now a rush to see who looks the most outrageous. Those designers have a lot to answer for. Those poor guys’ outfits (or sad lack of them), look pathetic The girls’ outfits are bad enough, the men’s look like someone is deliberately singling them out for ridicule. It sucks to be a model these days.
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It’s hard, ugly work. Especiallyifyou are paid in clothing!
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