Ok, who pissed off Ellen Burstyn?
Remember that scene in Pretty in Pink where Andi makes her prom dress out of 3 old horse blankets?
I get the matching your belt and bag, but I didn’t know about the eyeshadow and shoe lace connection. OOOOH! I can see their man berries!!
Honestly, I’m just happy to know opaque fabric still exists?!
She was a woman of many facets….none of them tasteful.
Weirdest pregnancy announcement ever.
No. This is not the droid I was looking for.
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Pretty Grievances 
I sort of like the blouse in the “pregnancy announcement” outfit and I would wear the droid dress with leggings. If it had pockets. Mostly though, WTF?!
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I can get behinds novelty piece or two, but…..
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Opaque fabrics and man-berries…OMG! What is up with that first model? Is she someone’s mother or father? I’m with Lynn on this collection…insane really! The half coat-half dress model…was there a clothes fight in the dressing room and she only got what was left? Oh MY!
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It makes ‘thrown together’ seem literal.
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Finally, an answer to what to do if you aren’t sure about whether or not you will need a jacket over your evening dress 😉
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As a woman with sloppy Mary Todd Lincoln shoulders, I resent people trying to rock my falling off look!!
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I like the boots 😉
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To throw at the designer?
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Possibly!
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I love the droid dress…and the boots. Pregnancy announcement made me laugh…!!
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If it isn’t a birth announcement, is it about shoplifting?
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“She was a woman of many facets….none of them tasteful” – unless she stood one side to the rain and the other towards the sun.
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Like a Carol Burnett skit!
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Oh you hit the mark this time! Ellen Burstyn is really scary! I thought the red looked like “blood splatter”. The dress/coat lady is just silly! And then “loading”. All priceless!
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Maybe the designer was struck repeatedly- as he deserved!
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I like the black and white shirt. That’s all I have to say!
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An nonstaple staple!
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Lose the big yellow and black V and the weird pixelly embroidered M and I would wear the crap out of the horse blanket dress.
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With lining- it’s a bad time to discover your wool or equine allergies.
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I love the 1st model!! #Badass and old enough to know what that means. The clothes…well, I like the shape of the 3 horse blanket dress and the loading blouse. Otherwise doesn’t seem to be too well thought out.
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You know that first model never gets harassed at the pickup line at school- she parks wherever she wants!!
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I hate the boots. The rest is mainly sad, drab, and out of time. Ist trimestre blouse ok though.
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Let’s just say I’m not coming my vogue patterns for hack help…..
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I’m a huge fan of red shoelaces and also of motoboots. That may be biasing me. I love half of this collection 🙂
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For some reason this collection reminds me of what an Amish person might create if he or she decided to go into fashion.
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As always, I absolutely lovely your commentary on these!
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It hurt- so I had to let all of you feel my suffering!
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Why does that topmost angry lady look like a cross between John Wayne and Patrick Swayze?
Oh, and that blood splatter outfit reminds me of the joke “What’s black and white and red (read) all over?” A newspaper!
And that half-coat, half-dress thing reminds me of the Parks and Rec line “Never half-a** two things. Whole-a** one thing.”
I think I should go to bed now.
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Um, I thought that was a nun falling down stairs…..oops.
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Oh! Your commentary! I’m in tears…of laughter! :-p
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Good- it makes it harder to see.
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I nearly died when I saw the half dress, half coat outfit. When I was 15 I won a fancy dress competition by pairing a bikini and a raincoat in this way, to highlight English, vs Australian summers. Pretty daggy, and this photo gave me a nasty turn!
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[Scene: crisp, clean, organized vaulted ceiling studio with racks of tailored clothing. Our protagonist is a Emo-Devo character: Androgynous and dressed in a sleek leather jumpsuit. The assistants are banished and the designer, hands on hips, sighs contentedly. A devious character in garish makeup accompanied by a band of ruffians bearing enormous scissors, spools of thread, and needles walk in]
AVTANDIL: EEEK!
The JOKER: That’s right, it’s time for me to shine! I am your line’s new principal designer! Do you recognize these women? This is the Georgian National Rugby Team! Gals: TIE HIM UP!
[The crew scurries and binds Avtandil to a stool with the thread ]
The JOKER: Now, we begin. This year we will celebrate my passions! We will celebrate the rise of virtual reality and the first video games! TETRIS outfits: we will cut this coat and the gown in half and make one Coatidress! This will be Matrix meets Dominatrix! PAKMAN meets IKAT!
AVTANDIL: NO!……
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Yes! Yes!!!
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I don’t know if I can be credited with excellent fashion taste today as I am wearing a tshirt that has a picture of Jesus and then “I never said that” and a pair of tights that say Fuck and Off on the back lower calf BUT. BUT. That half coat half dress looks like it escaped from a student design for Rocky Horror-
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Damn it Janet, that is ugly!
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