Fine, Mom. I wore a bra for the college interview.Happy now, establishment drone??
Amateur models- you have to spell everything out. No, the blue is the new duvet for my pekidoodles travel bed! You’re supposed to wear the stuff on the hanger!
Oh don’t make that face! I wasn’t being critical, I was just wondering if maybe it was supposed to be like that- oh, don’t be so sensitive Phoebe!?
All I said was the other outfit seemed a little revealing- you’ve made your point- you can take off a layer or two- gees a Dickie, really? So sensitive, Becky….
Look, just keep moving- if you stop, they land on you!
See????
Cedric, I said not now! Can’t you see I’m in the middle of a swarm situation??
Photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Hmm, what I say? I don’t mind a couple of the things (“things”) being the operative word, but those furry creatures attaching themselves are freaking me out!
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Well, secure your venue early- before the only one left was used for a scifi movie last.
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I am officially speechless 😕
And if the only clothes left in the world were these, I would also be officially naked!
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Yup. Time for fig leaves and shame.
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I agree!!! What were they thinking?
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This designer is into rows of tiny buttons and pockets and weird creatures attaching themselves to pantsuits along with pointed tap dance shoes…none of which I want to go near! Looks like Cedric turned up too late to get any of the good fashions and just managed to grab a pair of clam-diggers…you snooze-you lose!
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Poor Cedric- always a bridesmaid…..
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The designer actually whipped up some really smart suits…and then ruined them. I don’t get it. Creativity, I get; beauty, I get; these designs — nope. Don’t get.
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Where’s the hook? We need flying insects to make our mark!!
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Bwhahahahahahahaha!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Run! Run!
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You are wonderful. Also really enjoyed the latest Sartorial Screening! Thank you. Love the comment about things landing on the models!
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Models are so tasty!
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“Mama told me not to come…”
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Love it!
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What happened to poor Cedric’s pants?
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Decorative duct tape contest?
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Must be!
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GAH! Where do I find the “too much money and not enough sense” guy who funds this stuff?! I have a bunch of old feathers somewhere I can staple/glue/stick to some badly cut garments…!
I. Can’t. Even.
#DoNOTpaymeinclothing
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It’s like Nathan Detroit got in a fight with miss adelaides pasties!
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Your fashion commentaries are hysterical! Thanks for the “fashion curation”!!!
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It is my twisted calling!
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I’m sure I’ll be able to post a comment later, but I’ll need an adult diaper to get past Phoebe’s sartorial misadventure…
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Poor, poor Phoebe!
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All awful.
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Fugly!
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Yes. Definitely ugly! Although the two being attacked by “tribbles” made me laugh! 😂
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hmmmmm, flat feathery tribbles are landing on models… SOMEONE CALL CAPT. KIRK!!!
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Perfect week for it, right?
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Looks like the assignment was to make really stupid clothes nobody would ever want to wear.
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Mission accomplished!
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They are kind of like aprons combined with key chains gone wrong.
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Yes, that’s about right!
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Tribbles rule,
OK ?
Be afraid, be very afraid . . .
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There is no trouble with tribbles, eh?
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