Wearable Wednesday Marques’ Almeida


Ringo Starr wore this for 4 straight months before the intervention.

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Gee, while your randomly cutting the sleeve edges, why not lop off another 4 inches so she can scratch her nose?

m2

Damn it Mom, I’m not cold- why do I have to wear your stupid car coat?! You.Are.Soooo.Embarassing.

m3

My Brothers astronaut GI Joe had the same pants….

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Boy friend jeans….if your boyfriend is Raggedy Andy…

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She’s two coffin liners and a hide-a-bed fighting for control….

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After the incident on Porcupine Peak, Strawberry Shortcake went to a dark place….

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Anybody else want to get between me and the cupcake tower?

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We get it, Sybil, you got playoff tickets by sleeping with a ref…..

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Mourning becomes Oompa-Loompas…..

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Oh Camille, you jiffy-pop strumpet!

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I have no words.

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Did you think I could ignore the shoes forever?  Yeah, right.

dino

 

photo credits: vogue.com

 

48 thoughts on “Wearable Wednesday Marques’ Almeida

  1. I felt for those models – they were probably really pleased to “walk” for a designer and then they got to wear this tat! Hope the audience didn’t pay to attend, and then there are the shoes. Really? As always, someone’s having a laugh!!

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  2. It always amazes me that you can come up with the perfect comments for such nonsense. Only one word comes to my mind when I look at this collection – Really?!

    I might want the white boots though.

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  3. sewbussted says:

    What kind of a childhood did this person have when what inspired them was Raggedy Ann and Jiffy Pop? Had the doll, ate the popcorn, and that’s where it began and ended. Neither are a part of my wardrobe today.
    I kept wondering when you were going to say something about the shoes. LOVE the pic 😊

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  4. Those shoes are just…odd. Do they manufacture these fugly shoes just for the runway? I can’t see them selling very well on zappos; but then again, there’s no accounting for taste, as this collection goes to show.

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  5. Mel says:

    This stuff is painful to look at. Brought to mind comedian Lewis Black’s line about having to sit through a duet of Justin Timberlake and Aerosmith during halftime: “So, I got a spoon and shoved it up my a**, cause if I’m gonna be in that much pain, I’m gonna do it myself.”

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