Ringo Starr wore this for 4 straight months before the intervention.
Gee, while your randomly cutting the sleeve edges, why not lop off another 4 inches so she can scratch her nose?
Damn it Mom, I’m not cold- why do I have to wear your stupid car coat?! You.Are.Soooo.Embarassing.
My Brothers astronaut GI Joe had the same pants….
Boy friend jeans….if your boyfriend is Raggedy Andy…
She’s two coffin liners and a hide-a-bed fighting for control….
After the incident on Porcupine Peak, Strawberry Shortcake went to a dark place….
Anybody else want to get between me and the cupcake tower?
We get it, Sybil, you got playoff tickets by sleeping with a ref…..
Mourning becomes Oompa-Loompas…..
Oh Camille, you jiffy-pop strumpet!
I have no words.
Did you think I could ignore the shoes forever? Yeah, right.
photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
I have no words either – but some letters came to mind ..wtf!
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Just remember – it took 2 people to design this much hideous!
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Love these posts….you do a public service by skewering this hideous crap. And we have a great time laughing at their expense. You just have to ask……really?
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For sewists that berate themselves over fit and skill- it’s nice to see what the ‘pros’ are doing!
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Oh gee! Sleeves too long, clothes falling off, then we get hit with Raggedy Andy jeans and the ref’s jacket (that was one big ref)… the whole time I’m saying What the heck with the shoes! You got it right with the dragon flaps!
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Those shoes! They just kept spitting at us!
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🙂
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Bwah ha ha ha!! Perfect description of the shoes!!! Good guffaw!!
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Rest in Peace Wayne Knight….
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PS: I would totally wear that last number to Burning Man at Blackrock Desert!
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….and share your stash?
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It is unbelievable what can hit the runway! Somehow modelling doesn’t look so glamorous.
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Its a cruel catwalk world!
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Might not go down in the annals of fashion history this collection – best forgotten really.
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Some of those sleeves could fit additional models!
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I felt for those models – they were probably really pleased to “walk” for a designer and then they got to wear this tat! Hope the audience didn’t pay to attend, and then there are the shoes. Really? As always, someone’s having a laugh!!
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I don’t want to see the shoe fetish’r that got excited over those feet!!!
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It always amazes me that you can come up with the perfect comments for such nonsense. Only one word comes to my mind when I look at this collection – Really?!
I might want the white boots though.
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Those toes are mighty pointy- get the bunion pads!
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The ones the ref’s girlfriend is wearing? They don’t look too terribly pointy.
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Oh, I was thinking about Ringos roach stompers
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The ref’s name was Beetlejuice. Sybil scored the jacket, but somehow Strawberry Shortcake ended up with his boxers. I’m not sure I want to fill in the blanks! O.o
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Yes!!! You nailed it!
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What kind of a childhood did this person have when what inspired them was Raggedy Ann and Jiffy Pop? Had the doll, ate the popcorn, and that’s where it began and ended. Neither are a part of my wardrobe today.
I kept wondering when you were going to say something about the shoes. LOVE the pic 😊
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Sometimes I like to leave something for my very acerbic commenters- but I just kept picturing those shoes spitting at Anna Wintour!
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For “I have no words”: the Tin Man’s sister just arrived from Oz on a bad flight!
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I definitely see turbulence!
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Oh, are these from the new Walk of Shame line……?
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Sooo shameful.
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I am really feeling Strawberry Shortcake’s dark place. I’m wondering what the Blueberry Muffin chickie’s would look like…..Maybe that’s the next coloring book. Hmmm……
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Why has no one explored the post game shortcake years? It’s got to be parallel to the Dana Plato story.
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Kinda into the ruffle shoes. Sorry.☺️
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No not apologize!! We all need our own little thing that only we appreciate! It’s our special!
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Those shoes are just…odd. Do they manufacture these fugly shoes just for the runway? I can’t see them selling very well on zappos; but then again, there’s no accounting for taste, as this collection goes to show.
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They work like cow catchers- you could walk thru anything in them!
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This stuff is painful to look at. Brought to mind comedian Lewis Black’s line about having to sit through a duet of Justin Timberlake and Aerosmith during halftime: “So, I got a spoon and shoved it up my a**, cause if I’m gonna be in that much pain, I’m gonna do it myself.”
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Maybe they handed out spoons in the swag bags!
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Oh Mel, I have tears in my eyes from laughing and shaking my head…could anything be worse than this collection?
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As always, definitely hilarious. I always think I can come up with good zingers, but I bow to the master! I needed the laugh!
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OH shucks- my mother wouldn’t be proud of my mean spiritedness, I’m sure!
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Mmmmm! Nothing to say!
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Breath-taking as in sucking the air out of the room…and people sit through these displays and parades??? I’d have to be smoking something!!!
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How do you keep a straight face when you know they might get you in a background picture? They must all think about nuns and kittens-
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Street Sass What not to Wear?
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I like it.
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I especially “like” the Raggedy Andy jeans, lol.
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I am beginning to feel embarrassed for always finding something in your Wednesday post that I secretly love…like that top that is worn with the coffin liner pants…
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A germ of inspiration makes it all worthwhile, doesn’t it?
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