When I see fancy dainty linens in antique shops, I’m tempted, but I never know what to do with them- still don’t.
Swarm! Swarm!!
These ked’s totally match the lucky windsuit my Aunt wears to bingo-
Just 1 light dusting of spray adhesive and a gentle roll under the sofa cushions and you’re ready to go!
I can’t help thinking that the yellow business is just a bib hanging from her neck-
The 3 pillow shams and a bird cage cover challenge!
Somewhere, a grandmothers toaster and blender stand naked…
Wanda was a hot picnic of desire-
Using skeeball as a metaphor for sex has never occurred to me….
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Well, it’s all wearable. It’s like a gingham challenge gone all wrong.
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It’s very wearable- especially for a toddler.
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Love the first blue cardi, in fact I’d wear that, with my jeans.
Funny as ever!
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Pieces are quite charming- but kind of shabby chic
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That’s the words I was looking for – perfect- shabby chic! Thank you. Not a big fan of gingham though!
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Not on adults!!
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The gentle roll under the sofa cushion had me laughing out loud. 🙂
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I really like the first black and white one- how is that shoulder frieze effect produced? lolz under the sofa!
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Tiny bows and little lacquered chicken wings.
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oooooh cool idea! Pineapple and cheese on sticks? How about hors d’oeuvres epaulettes?
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I like your style, Baby!
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The toaster and blender 😂😂😂😂
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The skee ball/ sex Had me laughing out loud and looking for my asthma inhaler!
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I needed a good laugh!
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And some pillow shams?
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Hot picnic!😂😂😂😂
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Well, somebody got a great deal on table cloths!
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I can’t wait for the Summer Battenberg collection!
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The bird cage cover outfit is starting to appeal to me..I am moving away from the computer NOW
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I don’t know how you do it but every darn model has a real story to tell! The rolling under the sofa girl was just to perfect! Years ago I bought stacks of vintage tablecloths…who knows why…and now I know I can whip those puppies into something wearable for Spring…or maybe not!
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Yes!!! Leave the clothespins attached for a punk edge!
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You had me on the ‘hot picnic of desire’. And the toaster cover. Hilarious.
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The sneakers are cute.
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They are, they are.
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Does that cold shoulder toaster cover even have sleeves? It looks like a stylish(?) straightjacket. I suppose when immobility loses its appeal she can just stick her arms through the shoulder holes and take care of that little problem.
I kinda love the shoes, but my plantar fasciitis is telling me “no”.
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Yeah, I need a little arch in my shoes and s little sleeve in my shirts!
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I like the shoes, too.
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Oh my! But from the first one I have learned how to layer my skirts and throw a scarf over it all. The bits and bobs all stuck on are… well … interesting. I do like Wanda’s outfit… I couldn’t wear it, but I like it!
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I want to touch all the outfits, but not necessarily wear them.
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Hmmmm… I like a lot of the individual pieces but the outfits are just a little too much. Remove an element or two and they would be wearable. I do like the picnic of desire outfit pretty much as is though.
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You desire a picnic of desire?
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I desire a picnic with pie for desert.
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Oops… make that “dessert”.
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That is a given!
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That second outfit almost looks like something Joan Watson on Elementary would wear. She wears a lot of odd black and white stuff.
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anyone lost a consignment of rufflers?
We know where they we-ent, la la la la lah, lah.
Want the footwear
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‘For 6 days Evelyn hid in the bedding department of bed, bath and beyond…..’
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Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse up popped the last picture. Well……..
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It’s ….. inspiring.
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What is this new batch of weirdness you bring us? I would wear picnic of desire as long as nobody who knows me sees me.
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I….I…..I actually love most of it. Except the yellow bib. I’m ashamed of myself, but it’s true.
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You do love some layers- but you never look like Miss Haveshams linen pile!
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Or, I haven’t…….YET…..
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These are very “crafty”–maybe what Jane Eyre would make if she were a fashion designer?
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