This is doing proportionately cruel things to Miss Ramone.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please follow me in an orderly line to the bomb shelter. The apocalypse is nigh- those are stirrup pants!?
Rhonda was a free spirit- unpredictable. Moss actually grew on her north side.
After 3 weeks of living in the windy city and having to weave her coat closed very day, Fiona was spotted outside a charity shop at 3am leaving a grey pile by the door.
Be careful what you wish for Anna Wintour- these are lined sheer pants.
When it says ‘no tumble dry’- I suggest you listen.
Longaberger sponsored this collection, huh.
Shortly before her expulsion from St Pesticles, Leslie sported all the uniform ties of her conquests- not an eighth form boy was properly dressed that day.
photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
How did they make the “moss”? It’s strange on the coat, but I like it anyway. I like the bluish colour top too… although I would find a way to sew the strips together so there were no gaps!
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No one likes strap gap.
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Disproportionate Miss Ramone might be a Mr., no? I would actually wear the Longaberger basket dress. It doesn’t have the weird flowing strips like the ones tied to electric fans.
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Miss Ramona could be anything she likes- Id be afraid to tell her no!
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Were they all in a hurry to get this runway show done? No make-up, no hair styling, no hemming……….
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The stylists were busy weaving!
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Just the thing to cheer up a November day, drab colour, shapeless styling, random moss growth and tapes to dangle in the rain and flap moistly between your calves when you stroll to the shops. Nice!
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Ever see that unsuspecting woman with her skirt trapped in the car door? This is her nightmare!
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Rags. It’s all nothing but rags. The “Longaberger” is the bright spot. I found myself wondering what it would look like with a contrasting color slip underneath then with a bit of a shock I thought, “WTH is wrong with me?!” I’m definitely insufficiently caffeinated.
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Just trying to find the pony under that pile of……
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I do like the sectioned slip dress, but the rest…I just have to ask, Who, who wears this stuff???
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Who and how???
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The designer must have been having hallucinations about a car wash, those flaps definitely look like that. If they were longer they could be dipped in soap and water and wash the floor while the models danced around …….
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Maybe he was attacked by a homicidal basket weaver while going thru a car wash….
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Stirrup dress pants…clearly a feature whose time had come.
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How are those stirrups not getting all caught up and tripping her?
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Longaberger. That made me lol. It also reminds me of those purses from the early 2000s that were made from seat belts.
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Hey, I have one of those in polka dots and cheetah print….ok, maybe I can’t defend that…
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did I spy some stirrup pants in one of those photos? please don’t tell me those are coming back (shudder)
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We have to stop it!!!
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Those brought back memories…bad stirrup pant memories!
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I have minimal arches- it was a painful time for me.
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Several things strike me: the stirrup pants, as already mentioned; the extraordinarily long neck of Miss Ramone; the extraordinarily low boobs of Leslie; and I have a coat which needs to be woven shut, so how trendy am I (although I don’t wear it any more)?
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You are so on trend!!!!
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Poor Rhonda…even her pocket has been sewn shut and Lord knows if her stirrup pants have a pocket for her cell phone which she will need to call for help. Maybe these fashions do double duty at a car wash? Imagine the gals working in the sweat shop…weaving and weaving and in the end just letting everything below the waist just flow freely as in Leslie’s re-cycled tie concoction…oh my!
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Every school has a Leslie 😱
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So true!
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I do like that basket weave and that moss dress, but otherwise, they all kinda look like the same outfit to me. Not one I would wear. OH and ‘Moss actually grew on her north side.’ ☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😅😆😉😂
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Every now and then one gets a collection that is really brave and really, really ugly. Although…do you have the address of that charity store where Fiona left the coat? just asking…
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If you have the time and the macrame skills- this is for you!
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