Shelf paper. I can never get it flat and smooth.
It’s 1982- scientists on a secret volcano layer work frantically to clone Harry Hamlin and Linda Evans. It went tragically wrong.
The invite said BYOBBC*
Germaphobes will really like this one-
She keeps extra shoulder pads in there:
When I was 9, I just knew I’d be a Solid Gold dancer when I grew up….in this outfit!
This is doing really unfortunate things to the blouse bunnies-
Lily Pulitzer homeless collection, available now!
Photo credits: vogue.com
*Bring your own bean bag chair
Pretty Grievances 
I love the colors! I don’t know if I’d have the nerve to wear any of them in public but I like most of these outfits.
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I don’t have the well-toned knees for this- I’d look like a potato in spandex.
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The big orange bag/bean bag is pretty amazing. The germaphobe cloak is disturbing……
ceci
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So disturbing. Imagine how that sounds when she walks.
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It probably sounds a bit like the sound people make when referencing squeaky mattresses…. :-O 😉
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Or describing their dorm room conquests during rush week!
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How do those shoes/tights work? Wasn’t Melania Trump wearing that pink blouse bunny blouse when she gave her “no bullies” speech? That germaphobe coat could really come in handy for sooo many applications like being shielded from being maced during peaceful protests and coupled with your very own bean bag chair…a real necessity for these troubled times!
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Are the like the tights figure skaters wear to make them look like they have flesh toned hooves?
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Gah, yeah, the pant/shoes! They seem like a form of torture.
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Imagine if you broke an ankle and they had to cut you out of your zillion $ shoe’leggins
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They all just look so unbelievably sad to be wearing this collection.
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1- no decent craft services backstage
2- paid in beanbag chairs
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On the plus side the shelf paper comes in wonderful colours.
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Nothing livens up the junk drawer like sassy paper!!
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Am I the only one who sees a crazy face in the jacket of the one carrying her beanbag chair?
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It’s Cassandra!
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I wonder how one would launder those pants-shoes combo things.
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I have a pair of Propet shoes that are machine washable so maybe they thought of that.
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I appreciate that part, but they look like ultra thin pirates!
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I think that the spike heels on these would tend to snag the spandex in the washer. But, if one can afford Balenciaga, I guess it’s the maid’s responsibility to figure it all out…
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‘Curses Genevieve! You’ve snagged my heliotrope boot’leggings again! If I paid you enough, I’d garnish your wages!’
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However you do it, the banging in the fryer will freak out the cat!
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Legging boots are EVERYTHING. As a former junior high comic book fan, this is how you say, “I am a mutant superhero.”
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They seem super inconvenient-
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SUPER being the operative word.
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WHAT is with those enormous shoulders? Aarrrgh. The second one would be okay if it didn’t look three sizes too big for her. It’s sliding sideways off one shoulder. And as for that jacket…! On the other hand, I like the first one. It’s interesting. I’d make the neckline bigger and lose the bling at the waist, though. I like it a lot, otherwise. The hazmat cape made me laugh out loud.
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Those shoulders- I have slopey shoulders and if my 80’s shoulder pads lost their tacking, they’d slide down like falsies in my blouses….
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Thanks, as usual for the smile. WHEW! Really needed that one. And as a lifetime cyclist who hates those ridiculous bike clothes, I have always firmly believed that spandex is a PRIVILEGE, not a right.
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It’s not a containment unit, folks. Don’t go sausage link on your clothing!
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The bright colours are a pleasant change, but apparently the models would prefer black and grey.
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Bright colors are for people who digest.
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I have no words!
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I have some words, but they’re probably not going to make it through moderation!
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Oh, I honor all vulgarity!!!
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I may not have words, but I do have a question – Why can’t I make a (very good) living making clothes like this?
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Your taste level……drop it.
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Oh dear no! Just no!
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How do you walk carrying a round bag? It will hit you on the legs every step of the way. As you can see one of the models is trying to carry it away from her body but doesn’t quite make it. Would build very good triceps, I imagine. Or bruised legs.
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That’s the lady that gets up a lot on the plane and brings it with her….
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I know I’ve been cranky for a week or so but seriously, I am SO SICK of looking at these super thin, sickly creatures. And no one looks happy. Ugh.
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For years I’ve managed to repress the images from the animated film clip we were shown in 7th grade entitled “Olivia Ovum & Sammy Sperm: The Incredible Journey”, wherein Sammy Sperm single-mindedly pursued Olivia Ovum to complete his fertilization mission. Minus the acid green/orange booties, the germophobe’s ensemble is a freakishly accurate doppleganger to Sammy’s. Swim, Olivia, swim!!!!
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Poor Olivia!!!!!!
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Does static cling come with the costumes? ‘cuz that’s what the Bean Bag Lady has…
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It was a dry, dry runway….
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If I had that bag I could always push myself onto the bus and get a seat!!!!
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I was scrolling down enjoying your comments – whilst trying to dodge the death stares – then I got to the germaphobe cloak and burst out laughing. That poor girl she looks like she is praying that no one recognizes her. Or perhaps she’d been a naughty girl and ate an oreo and this was her punishment?!
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Shame!
Shame!
Shame!
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I have so much trouble with that stupid sticky shelf paper too, so I feel this. But it’s the condom cape that had me cackling like a crazy woman. 😀
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That poor model- developed a latex allergy and can’t eat bananas now.
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Just realized this from the house of Balenciaga- he must be rolling in his grave if he could see this.
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It’s not a fitting tribute…
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What an interesting post, hun! You are a very good writer.
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