Fine. I’ll attend your bourgeois celebration of pilgrim death and commercialism at Nanas.
But I’m bringing Pablo.
…and he only eats raw foods blessed by his priestess. So she needs a place to put her incense burner and netti pot.
Oh great, I can’t find the napkin rings- Wanda!?
Has anyone seen Grannies lace tablecloth? I’m looking at you, Fiona!
Oh joy- cousin Buster escaped from prison for Thanksgiving dinner! He can shank the turkey for us!
Quincy, I’m sorry, Uncle Louie is in the only bathroom- can you hold it?
Travis brought his new girlfriend- I can’t get a handle on her, she’s some kind of Bluestocking Guerrilla militant- just be pleasant, ok?
No, I did NOT put your leather pants in with the towels- it is not my fault- shouldn’t you be doing your own laundry???
Listen abacus nipples! That outfit may fly at your other grandmothers, but over here, we cover it up or you’ll be forced to wear one of Granddads old Nixon for re-election tshirts! 
Photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Hilarious commentary! My heart almost flies out to the model in the first shot. Imagine starving yourself to get a break in the profession, and then, when it happens, you get to dress like the walk of shame.
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Hilarious! I want to see the film of this Thanksgiving…and is it wrong of me to actually really like the abacus nipple outfit?
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Math meets seduction over a plate of roasted fowl……
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Proof that maths is good for the nips
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Yes.
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😂
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And there I was about to chuck out all those hockey, basketball and other sports tops DIL (a fashionista) refused to let DS1 to take with him.
Like Pablo’s shoes and quite a few of the individual pieces
“Walk of Shame look” – brilliant summation
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Aren’t most of the shoes for river dancing??
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Fashions certainly designed for the young,thin and braless! Love the abacus nipples…could work if I put it over a high neck long sleeved t-shirt. Cousin Buster looks like he could use a good meal and will certainly keep the conversation lively with stories from the cells.
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Good old cousin Buster- always willing to steal a side dish for the party!
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What the ….? You know it does look like they’re all headed to a Thanksgiving dinner. Such a random collection of awfulness. I sort of like the nipple abacus outfit too and the lace tablecloth skirt, but with proper linings of course. Also, I like Quincy’s shoes.
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Aren’t family dinners always a random collection of awfulness?
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Brilliant commentary, as always. Pass the dinner rolls, abacus nipples!
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I want to say that soooo much!!
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You should get an award for your contributions to our collective pre-holiday mental health. Laughter is good medicine. Except for the family depicted above. Not sure what to prescribe for them.
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Xanax!!
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Hee hee hee, that was funny commentary. 😊 I absolutely love the white dress and the black dress. What the rest of the collection is doing is beyond me. It’s puzzling in its unattractiveness.
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‘It’s puzzling in its unattractiveness’ is my new favorite description!!!!
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“Wearable Wednesday” is the highlight of my week. Also I am going to have to revise what I am wearing, clearly it is not subversive enough….
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Buying an abacus now?
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Yes but I think my nip placement will be different….lower, as it were…..
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This is a Thanksgiving celebration that I want to attend!!!
Fun as always 😊
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I’m sure you have!
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How is it we didn’t meet at my Nana’s Thanksgiving Dinner?? Were you at the kid’s table?
You have given me yet another thing to be thankful for this year…Wearable Wednesdays!
And, btw, I’m pretty sure I wore something similar to ensemble # 1 to some turkey day dinner in the 80’s. It’s all a bit hazy…
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Football and gorging- it’s a thing.
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Best commentary yet, can we hope for a follow up Christmas edition for this family?
ceci
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If they don’t but the house down!!
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I agree with Ceci. You always make me laugh. But this is one laugh after the other. Completely brilliantly bonkers. You are a scream.
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It wrote itself!
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I like Travis’ new girlfriend’s outfit – ” I can’t get a handle on her, she’s some kind of Bluestocking Guerrilla militant- just be pleasant, ok? ” and with that cool ready to handle you or Anything expression, one had Better be pleasant…
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That bluestocking will cut you for a seat at the big table!
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Is it my imagination or is ‘Wanda with the napkin rings’ wearing her coat inside out? Certainly looks like she got dressed in a hurry. I’m just wondering if I will ever get the opportunity to call someone ‘abacus nipples’?! Why do I keep humming the Adams family theme tune? Questions, questions.
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Maybe the designer wanted to prove he could line something!
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I so look forward to Wednesdays so that I can gasp and guffaw and feel smug about my own choices. This week’s selection is laugh out loud funny–you really made my day. ( Imagine Nina Garcia’s face were these “editorial” pieces to come trooping down runway in a mixed media challenge.)
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That might be the kind of thing that broke Michael Kors!
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Perfect! Addams Family Thanksgiving, complete with evil step-children.
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By dessert time the children’s table probably started levitating!
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OH my wouldn’t that be a fun Thanksgiving dinner! Love the commentary, again! I don’t think I have ever seen more militant garments in one post! Well done! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! Models…keep warm!
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Maybe the models can burn their outfits!
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Now that you bring it up… Maybe they should! Great idea!
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You could sell tickets to be at that family gathering 😀
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It would be very entertaining!
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fashion is like a rehash of everything i grew up with designers raiding cultures
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Painfully!
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