Sunday Safari Links!!


Please go see these gorgeous growling gals!!!! I love floral and animal print combos- they are very dear to my gaudy heart!


http://lynnsews.blogspot.com/2017/01/roses-in-jungle.html?m=1


http://www.carihomemaker.com/ultimate-rockabilly-dress/

I want this cardigan!!!!


Itch to Stitch Paro Cardigan

Ladies, you are all awesome!!!! Your feline femme powers are on stun and the judges give you ‘2 Claws up!’

Wearable Wednesday Madison Kitsune


Let’s just take a moment to ask ourselves if the school girls this collection is geared toward has the allowance to buy it!?

After gymnasium, let’s go shop for hatchibles!

Yay! Career day- I’m going to sell condos!

Surrender Dorothy!


Does Ms Conway know this outfit exists?

Gees!? Elle Fanning would look old and jaded in this collection!

They could have at least found a butt that fit the label!?

Photo credits: vogue. Com

Saturday Serengeti Strut!


Good Morning Denizens of the Sartorial Jungle! I’d like to dive right in today with a frisky little number in zebra from cdhar2 on Pattern Review! Its the Cleo pinafore and I’m really thinking I need one too! How cute is she in this??? Thank you for letting me share it!

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Pennylibrarian is back! Please remember to send all excess fabric straight to me!!!! MEEE!!!

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Grr- pet, pet! I need this dress, Thimberlina!!

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I love me some tropical jungle prints- Siobhan needs a mai tai right away after her hard work on this!!

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Linda– you are making me so proud with your cats!!

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Oh Fadanista– you had me at props!Extra points for the hat!!

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Last week the every so sassy Artfulblasphemer shared her saturday shopping goals and it was all a jungle princess could hope for!! Check it out!

Remember Ladies- it’s up to us to inspire others and keep cheetah out of the wrong paws!

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photo credits: Pattern review, Penny Librarian, Fadanista, Siobhan,Linda, Thimberlina!All images remain the property of their original owners.

Wearable Wednesday Stella Jean


Stella, my love for you is deep. Your mixed prints, your sass. Your femininity. I want to support this new interest in boxing, but…..

This is easy Ernestine! If you wear everything you plan to wear on vacation, no checked luggage fees!

Boxing pajamas? Are her feet longer than her head?

I’m sorry- her feet look like they are wearing crochet mallet cozies! I’ll take the cape.

This coat- it is an illustration from Maurice Sendaks unpublished Dante work.

This was made from recycled punching bags- does anyone want the attention drawn to wear that ruching is? I think not.

I was good until I saw her golfing gloves… but frisbee can take a toll on the manicure.

 Any thoughts on these boots? I’m feeling my Anna Sui giddiness….

This is the one Elle Fanning will buy and possibly even make precious. Possibly.

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Osman


As a child, my mother was always using just a hair too short of an elastic length in sleeves- just seeing this brings an old pain to the surface and makes me want my wooby.

Harriet’s fairy godmother only had a few minutes and the drapery section at Caskets and Coffins- but her heart was in the right place.


To my 8 year old mind, this dress is the best thing ever! It’s all my Julie the cruise director falling in love with the recently widowed passenger who is placed by Bruce Boxleitner and we’re in A port of call with donkeys! Dreams.

Audrey was selected as this years Virgin sacrifice by winning the high priests ruffle toss!

Shorts with built in polter wang. Marvelous.


The location of the waistband on the blouse is really bothering me.

Kiki Dee remembers this outfit! Elton! Return my calls! We can be great again!

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Roberto Cavalli


I think Kate Hudson divorced a guy for wearing this-


Did you know there was one more Von Trapp child? His cross dressing was a bit of an issue for the Baron….

Once more I must elude to the vile and sundry things I’d do to possess this jacket- filthy shameful things! But not for the skirt- I can’t handle visible pocket bags.

This evening on the 2nd biggest stage of the Pocono Lodge- its Verna and her blazing ukulele mashups of the Carpenters and Marilyn Manson! 2 nights only!!!

My thighs are so chilly, yet my legs are clammy with sweat. High fashion or malaria? It’s all about perspective.

I have binned dresses that bloused like this- and my standards for flattering shapes are pretty low.

Oh- oh, yes, pretty one! Come to Annie! I don’t even mind your collarbone harness!

The Project Runway cupcake liner challenge!


A raincoat with suede boots- it’s like a dry clean only swimsuit….

Photo credits- vogue.com