As a child, my mother was always using just a hair too short of an elastic length in sleeves- just seeing this brings an old pain to the surface and makes me want my wooby.
Harriet’s fairy godmother only had a few minutes and the drapery section at Caskets and Coffins- but her heart was in the right place.
To my 8 year old mind, this dress is the best thing ever! It’s all my Julie the cruise director falling in love with the recently widowed passenger who is placed by Bruce Boxleitner and we’re in A port of call with donkeys! Dreams.
Audrey was selected as this years Virgin sacrifice by winning the high priests ruffle toss!
Shorts with built in polter wang. Marvelous.
The location of the waistband on the blouse is really bothering me.
Kiki Dee remembers this outfit! Elton! Return my calls! We can be great again!
Photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
There are actually some wearable things in this collection – amazing!
LikeLike
Just a little tailoring and we’re ok!
LikeLike
Hmmmmm… These are actually not bad. They just need some tweaking here and there. I’m not a fan of the oversize and overlong sleeves, don’t care much for the ruffles, and the shorts… just no. I love the two skirts. Not sure the wide belt would work for me though.
LikeLike
I’d like to see softer fabrics-
LikeLike
I guess the skirts do look a little stiff. That usually doesn’t bother me much in a skirt.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ah, shorts with anatomy. Are there no longer even basic clothing construction rules? OR, OR, is this an exciting reference to smashing the gender binary? That. I’m going with that.
LikeLiked by 1 person
So refreshing- a statement in duck!
LikeLiked by 2 people
This designer is going through his ruffle period.
LikeLike
An unfortunate one.
LikeLike
Love the “high priest’s ruffle toss” ! Perfect – that’s a silly top/ruffle. I do love Kiki Dee’s sleeves though I would probably drag them through my soup and get them caught in the photocopier!
LikeLike
Oh, draggy sleeves are my downfall too!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Polter wang is the funniest thing that I have read all year. Thank you. 🙂 Xx
LikeLiked by 2 people
POLTER WANG
I am dying. 500 internet points* to you!
*redeemable only for imaginary cupcakes
LikeLike
Oooh cupcakes!!
LikeLike
You KILLED me with “polter wang”! I am completely going to try to use this phrase everyday for a solid month…..
LikeLike
Please- slip it into memos if possible!
LikeLike