Let’s just take a moment to ask ourselves if the school girls this collection is geared toward has the allowance to buy it!?
After gymnasium, let’s go shop for hatchibles!
Yay! Career day- I’m going to sell condos!
Surrender Dorothy!
Does Ms Conway know this outfit exists?
Gees!? Elle Fanning would look old and jaded in this collection!
They could have at least found a butt that fit the label!?
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Simple, basic and boring…all easy-to-sew patterns for beginners. Who knew a gray elastic waist skirt could be trendy complimented by a baseball cap with a fox on it…gagging. Dorothy and her white sneakers just makes me wonder what the designer has been smoking?
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That’s it! It reminds me of those pattern books ‘sewing pretty dresses’ and such. Basics for tiny people!
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I’m kinda liking the orange shirtdress. Or rather, considering the length of the thing, tunic. What color leggings should I wear with that?
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Something subtle? Heehee
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Well the first skirt was nice but there was nothing I’d say WOW about… Until I saw the un-FORMIDABLE butt. Very funny!
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I think Kwik-Sew made all these patterns about 15 years ago. I may have some of them….
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Has Tilly gone Japanese? Ahem, snark snark
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Oooh- I see what you did there! I’m loving it!!
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Your commentary is the only sign of life in this otherwise lifeless collection. Definitely the opposite of “formidable.” Going back to your Conway comment — maybe they were trying to bring back the boredom that America desperately needs right now? If only fashion could influence political discourse…
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I had to google “hatchibles”. #gettingold
But I’d TOTALLY wear that red and white polka dot suit 😉
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But you’d sit like a lady, I’m sure!
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It might be the recovering Catholic schoolgirl in me, but I kinda liked that grey skirt. At least it wasn’t plaid and pleated, which would have been enough to make me swoon way back when! But Sister would never have approved of the length! Harlot alert!
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The Holy Spirit did not guide the tailor!!
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Upon pairing the Conway suit with the formidable butt pants, one starts spouting off alternative facts out of one’s formidable butt.
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As one does!
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Actually I really like the first outfit. That cobalt blue little scarf gives it the perfect pop and I love the skirt! At $395 a pop for her items..ridiculous. I would love to find a pattern like that skirt!
Cat
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$395 for cute basics- oy!
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I googled her and items are less than that like a t-shirt..:)
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Well, one should hope! Heehee
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I am thinking these are casual Fridays for stewardesses? Slightly laid back “bring your peanuts ina moment sir” attitude.
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That is quite possible- maybe even a stew school uniform is in there?
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Schoolgirl uniforms are very popular in Japan, especially amongst girls who are no longer at school!
Not an animal print in sight – are you feeling alright?
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No- this has all made me queasy!!
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I can’t even be offended by this lot!
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No, they all seem like polite little ladies.
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They need to liven it up a bit with a least one leopard print garment. Or live in England and have a compulsory school uniform!
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It says childish flight attendant to me. Lol
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Giggle, giggle….tray tables up please!
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