The PTA will be sending Mrs Ellis a sternly worded letter about getting out of her vehicle at student drop off.
‘It was so easy- just hide in plain sight and act naturally.’- Iona Betz, professional star fish smuggler.
According to the Nerdist, the least attended cosplay event is Partridgecon- a weekend of Partridge family fan shenanigans!
Between seasons, lula paid her rent with a no brush can car wash venture she started with Agyness Dyn
Transgender models are so 2016- our model has gills!
Velvet and sorbet sounds luxurious, until you have to wear it….
I can’t laugh- I’ve gotten my dress caught in the car door too. Claps to her for soldiering on.
‘You’re welcome! I’m taking them all away!’
Photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Was this held in a high school gym with desks? Orange slippers for all the models and red lipstick eye shadow…is this a trend? Before you all run out and stick starfish to your bodice…remember that raising your arms shifts the fish and not the nips!
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‘Fish shift’ is a dangerous thing!!!
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Oh god! Starfish nips? Imagine the sucker-realted damage! Clearly this nutter got a job lot of reject fur fabric and didn’t want to waste it. The only good point about this lot [OMG my eyes! the gills!] is that a couple of the models don’t seem to be emaciated…although that could be swelling caused by starfish removal…
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Wow, when you can come out wearing pasties, and raise your arms in pride of what you’ve created, now that’s confidence!
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Perhaps the confidence of a toddler just mastering the spoon, but hey- a wins a win!
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Mrs Mole is right. I was wondering where their cat walk was. So was this the lingerie line of clothing that she does? Makes me shiver to look at it! Nice slippers! 😂
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“PartridgeCon” -snort laugh-
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Come on now and meet everybody……
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I like the first dress a lot, from the armpits to the mid-thigh.
But OH MY. What is up with those car was sleeves? It’s like foam baguettes. Puzzling.
The Velvet Sorbet is quite awful. Another instance where the model’s facial expression is totally on point.
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It’s all rather…..uncomfortable looking.
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I have to say I think the stars might be a step in the right direction. Could we actually be trending back toward modesty?
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“I’m taking them all away…” Best comment ever! And welcome relief from this disaster.
Dear investors: Send US the money instead. We can do better EVERYTHING. Slippers, too.
Signed,
Sewists everywhere
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BTW…That poor girl in the sorbet set…AWFUL! Hope she got paid extra…and NOT in clothing 😉
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In frozen dessert?
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Those slippers- retired muppets or old van interior?
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you have outdone yourself! Some of these actually made me snigger…
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It wrote itself!!
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No. This time…this time there is actually NOTHING I secretly covet. This can not be happening.
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Oh, it’s happening! Like war and pestilence…..
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The designer looks so jolly happy with her collection, not one iota of self doubt. Send me some of whatever she’s on.
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So innocent- like she has no idea what hell she has wrought!
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Speechless.
(But I am calling the Marine Conservation Society….)
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