‘Good morning travelers! I know you are all Tired and frustrated over this travel ban. I’m Peggy from the public relations department here at the Denver international airport and in an effort to distract, ER, entertain you- we present the first Denver Intl Airport Unclaimed baggage/lost and found fashion show!!!’
Here are Rufus and Balthazar- looking very stylish and approachable! Papers please!
Remember if any of this looks familiar and you still have your claim ticket, just dial 67 on the white courtesy phone!
Hey! Hey! Security! He isn’t part of our show – that’s the guy who keeps hiding in the ladies room! Swarm! Swarm!
Louis wows the ladies in his sassy blend of puffer coat and button down! 
TSA agent Pamela shows us her dainty side in these lovely pumps she confiscated just yesterday! Thanks for all your hard work, Ma’am!
We blindfolded Elinor our lounge hostess and she came up with this enviable take on the Denver sunset- yay Elinor!
Kudos To Eric from maintenance who had 15 minutes to convert this bedding bag into a stylish wrap! 
Bernadette earned 20 minutes in the VIP lounge for herself and a date as employee of the month- let’s give her a round of applause!
Oh, THATS what Vetements means!
Ah, I love a wedding or a bedding sale….
Thanks for watching everyone! Don’t forget the Cinnabon shop has 10% off today! Just outside of gate 23!
Photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
THIS is a fashion show? Really?! I just… I have no words.
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It wrote itself.
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Where do you find this distasteful crap?? Some of the ugliest clothes ever!!
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Kiev Fashion Week. Honestly- these are not random homeless people.
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Bernadette has the terrified look of someone who just realized she is the only sane one of the bunch.
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Bernadette is clearly looking for another job!
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The only normal thing in that collection is the radioactive isotope black jacket…the rest OMG. That guy from the ladies room comes complete with a sleeping bag? If I was arriving at that airport, I might just get back on the plane and head home. How do you find such gems, Anne?
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It’s special, isn’t it? Have you worked on this bridal collection before? Is it as scratchy as it looks?
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No Ma’am, I have not seen this look since I watched a few religious mummy shows with saints preserved in their glass coffins.
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Whole saints? That’s much fancier than the randomly blessed shin bones I’ve seen !
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Thanks for the laugh. After all of the frightening news coming out of D.C. A LUAGH IS NECESSARY FOR SURVIVAL.
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I tried not to get too political, but it just looked so much like a lost and found jumble!!
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Your narration is always spot on. This could only be stuff from a lost and found. Except Bernadette! She’s lovely!
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Poor Bernadette- finish school Bernie!!
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Truly, I can add nothing but admiration to this perfect post. Carry On, Madam!
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I can only thank Peggy for the assist!
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You have exceeded yourself. Well done! My favorite yet.
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Enjoy your complimentary bag of salted nuts.
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Wow! That was an eyeful! Oh autocorrect… I meant awful! 😂 Thanks for all your hard work dredging these up! 😂
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I have a calling- and it’s a gaudy one.
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These folks look so unhappy! And I would be right there with them if I had to wear any of this, except may the blue gown with matching shoes!
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They really look like their flights have been canceled!
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I echo the baffled voices above- where the hell do you find these? Diabolical.
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It’s a scary world in fashion!
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Well done, as usual. Thank you!
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Aw thank you- and thank Peggy!
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FANTASTIC!!!!!
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Wednesdays are always welcomed. The styles are entertaining enough, but the running commentary keeps me in stitches. Thank you very much!
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I enjoy my little foolishness!
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Hilarious! The cr*ppy clothes perfectly nailed with your commentary.
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I hope the designer gets his plumbing certificate and leaves fashion soon!
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Is is possible that this is the best one yet? But I always think it is, and yet you keep getting better. Thank you, Queen of Wednesdays!
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Oh, you are too kind- I’ll hate to you from hell!
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OMG I’m still laughing! What’s with the guy from the ladies room’s sweater? The neckline looks like it was eaten by moths and the belt is a tie? My guess is that they forgot the real clothes he was supposed to model and looked in lost and found for something for him to wear!!!
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I think the tie holds the sleeping bag in place
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This was the perfect laugh out loud post. The trouble is I can see a genuine fashion trend emerging in there – pre apocalypse dressing!
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Well, we’ll all be warm at least.
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You have entered the realm of beyond fabulous 😂😂😂 I bow down before you 👏👏👏
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Oh oh my!!
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No words? I have lots of words for this one but none of them printable! Your commentary is on point in every way.
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I had so many questions while looking at it- I still dont get it!
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I’ve been following you for a while now, but I’ve never laughed until I (ahem) leaked. Between the constipated grimaces and the single ugliest bunch of rags I’ve seen in a long time…. well, at least I stopped thinking about Trump for a few minutes. Brilliant!
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My work here is done, thank you!
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I think Bernadette is lost or perhaps too late or early for another show? The man below her seems to be wearing his normal clothes and just so we know he has written it on his jeans. Presumably that’s what it means and he’s not telling us where he keeps the crown jewels?! Thanks for the chuckles – cheered up a cold grey morning.
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Mr denim is just attention seeking!
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WTF? I love Wednesdays
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I am so confused… I thought this was supposed to be an application of fantasy to the content of an actual fashion show, but this appears to be actual commentary from a mock
show (only according to the way they are unselfconsciously walking toward the camera) held at an actual airport (the seats, the windows) made up out of an actual jumble bin from lost luggage… I mean, I can’t figure out what else it could possibly Be! And that man from the ladies’ room – yep. That’s Him…
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If I swear I got the transcript from a baggage claim guy, would you believe me?
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You have surpassed yourself this week 🙂
(But is that a wetsuit under the radioactive isotope black jacket?)
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Safety first!
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OMG, you’ve outdone yourself! These quotes are hilarious!
Vetements, the bed in a bag jacket!
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