Wearable Wednesday Vetements

‘Good morning travelers! I know you are all Tired and frustrated over this travel ban. I’m Peggy from the public relations department here at the Denver international airport and in an effort to distract, ER, entertain you- we present the first Denver Intl Airport Unclaimed baggage/lost and found fashion show!!!’

Here are Rufus and Balthazar- looking very stylish and approachable! Papers please!

Remember if any of this looks familiar and you still have your claim ticket, just dial 67 on the white courtesy phone!

Hey! Hey! Security! He isn’t part of our show – that’s the guy who keeps hiding in the ladies room! Swarm! Swarm!

Louis wows the ladies in his sassy blend of puffer coat and button down! 

TSA agent Pamela shows us her dainty side in these lovely pumps she confiscated just yesterday! Thanks for all your hard work, Ma’am!

We blindfolded Elinor our lounge hostess and she came up with this enviable take on the Denver sunset- yay Elinor!

Kudos To Eric  from maintenance who had 15 minutes to convert this bedding bag into a stylish wrap! 

Bernadette earned 20 minutes in the VIP lounge for herself and a date as employee of the month- let’s give her a round of applause!

Oh, THATS what Vetements means!

Ah, I love a wedding or a bedding sale….

Thanks for watching everyone! Don’t forget the Cinnabon shop has 10% off today! Just outside of gate 23!

Photo credits: vogue.com

51 thoughts on “Wearable Wednesday Vetements

  1. The only normal thing in that collection is the radioactive isotope black jacket…the rest OMG. That guy from the ladies room comes complete with a sleeping bag? If I was arriving at that airport, I might just get back on the plane and head home. How do you find such gems, Anne?


  2. OMG I’m still laughing! What’s with the guy from the ladies room’s sweater? The neckline looks like it was eaten by moths and the belt is a tie? My guess is that they forgot the real clothes he was supposed to model and looked in lost and found for something for him to wear!!!

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  3. Judith A Stansky says:

    I’ve been following you for a while now, but I’ve never laughed until I (ahem) leaked. Between the constipated grimaces and the single ugliest bunch of rags I’ve seen in a long time…. well, at least I stopped thinking about Trump for a few minutes. Brilliant!

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  4. Jenny says:

    I think Bernadette is lost or perhaps too late or early for another show? The man below her seems to be wearing his normal clothes and just so we know he has written it on his jeans. Presumably that’s what it means and he’s not telling us where he keeps the crown jewels?! Thanks for the chuckles – cheered up a cold grey morning.


  5. Emily says:

    I am so confused… I thought this was supposed to be an application of fantasy to the content of an actual fashion show, but this appears to be actual commentary from a mock
    show (only according to the way they are unselfconsciously walking toward the camera) held at an actual airport (the seats, the windows) made up out of an actual jumble bin from lost luggage… I mean, I can’t figure out what else it could possibly Be! And that man from the ladies’ room – yep. That’s Him…

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