This is more of a pushdown bra…..
I thought she was carrying a big ugly purse- no, it’s a little ugly skirt.
These baseboards are filthy!? Christina!!!!!!!!
I love the idea of this skirt, but it would make me look like vertical blinds in a corner office.
Captain Kirk looked so cool in these boots- huh, maybe he was a good actor after all.
Mmmm- my elbow- it’s never smelled so full of stylish ennui…..
Seriously, how is this staying up? It’s like a goth hula hoop on this hipless model!?
This model had to be supported on a dolly- she kept collapsing under the weight of her rich wool lapels, poor thing.
Photo credits: vogue.com
Very good.
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You never cease to amuse. I’d love to go to a bad movie with you and pass sarcastic notes back and forth. Or just watch Star Trek and let you rip. Thanks for many a lmao over the years.
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You are too kind- there is nothing like a bad movie to enjoy!!
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Oh the opportunities for snark! AT least this collection isn’t simply ugly or amateur- I suspect some of the clothes would actually look really good if they were properly fitted to a human being rather than this poor re-animated skelton. And why is everything so ridiculously LONG? Silly, but some things might be salvaged from the wreck…just wait til she passes out from hunger.
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It kind of reminded me of how we’d wrap yarn around popsicle stick crosses to makes art….
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I know – my inner mommy kept saying “Feed the child!” and “Tripping hazard!”
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So many good ideas rendered drab. Shame!
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Invertebrate posing did not help!
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Holy crap that’s one skinny model……what happened to boobs jobs?? I’ve got a couple fake ones she needs to borrow!!
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You are so giving!!
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I like the blouse that the model with the Capt Kirk boots is wearing. (Couldn’t figure out any way to make that sentence not awkward.) Maybe the coat. All of these clothes need some color and some curvy women to wear them.
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I love the pea green coat- some of these pieces just need a better pose and my closet!
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Set Mrs Mole onto some of this to adjust/fit and it would look pretty good. In the mean time can someone deliver that poor girl a good meal….
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Maybe we can put them all on marionette rigs to help them stand up
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First thing that girl needs is to unleash the boob wraps!
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I was that skinny as a kid, and remember my Grama saying, (about my refusal to wear a bra), “You don’t want them to sag when you are older!” to which I replied, “Sag WHERE? There’s not enough to go anywhere!” As it turns out, I was right. But….it’s the thermometer issue that eventually ran my ship aground, as it were.
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Points to ponder.
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That last one looks like Mary Poppins in sage. But not in a good way.
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Because you must point your toes out when umbrella flying to keep drag to a minimum.
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Exactly what I thought.
Wonder if the loons will catch on again
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Let’s be nice to the model, I don’t think she has long to live.
Maybe you could take some inspiration from the vertical blinds idea, it is a winner! Look forward to seeing some additions to your wardrobe.
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I really like the green coat. The wide lapels reminds me of 70’s coats but I’d definitely have to shorten it.
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That elbow photo is quite something! And I also thought at first that it was a purse, not a skirt! The ugliness remains regardless.
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Oh dear, if she turned sideways all you would see is the clothes standing up by themselves!
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That olive straight-jacket top with the bell sleeves and open armpits might be OK but the leg-o-mutton/little house-on-the-prairie sleeves and the long vinyl buckled floor length skirt is just too wrong! Never seen such a concave chest like that before! The equally sad vinyl waist cincher on the black/brown skirt and top just relays the model’s plea for help!
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Love the white skirt, but that first photo? That model is deformed, although I like the outfit.
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You know, some of these are almost beautiful. I wish they had gotten a healthier model to show them off properly. Poor girl! I love the burgundy colour dress and the olive looking coat set. I especially love it when the model is sniffing her elbow!
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