This is more of a pushdown bra…..
I thought she was carrying a big ugly purse- no, it’s a little ugly skirt.
These baseboards are filthy!? Christina!!!!!!!!
I love the idea of this skirt, but it would make me look like vertical blinds in a corner office.
Captain Kirk looked so cool in these boots- huh, maybe he was a good actor after all.
Mmmm- my elbow- it’s never smelled so full of stylish ennui…..
Seriously, how is this staying up? It’s like a goth hula hoop on this hipless model!?
This model had to be supported on a dolly- she kept collapsing under the weight of her rich wool lapels, poor thing.
Photo credits: vogue.com