That look you get when you just know the cleaners didn’t follow your explicit instruction-
Sadly, the model was able to evade Poor Blake Edwards in his wheelchair as he tried to forcibly remove her clothes.
At last! The little known Asian Titanic survivors get their remembrance!
The Scotland Terror event the liberal media refused to cover:
‘Welcome to the Angel Soft Toilet Tissue factory tour, I’m your reluctant host, Monique.’
Ok. One of you say it. I don’t want to say it. But you go ahead, please. It’s killing me. 
‘Psst! Ladis! It’s upside down! Grab her before she hits the runway- the wig too- get her!’
Everlines todo list for today was job interview then have the cat declawed. Hmmm…
At last! A project for the old AOL cds your aunt keeps refusing to throw out!
Photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Brilliant commentary. I love Monique especially. But the Highland clearances, the Asian Titanic Celebration and cross-eyed model showing her knickers are all time greats.
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Thank you for addressing the ocular elephant in the room! Um, weird?
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Horrendous. Did the ‘designer’ just get a load of charity shop scraps and throw it all int the shredder? Crap. Total crap.
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And I thought MY house was where innocent fabric went to die…..
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What a mess!
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But a soft squishy one?
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Ivanka tries to win back Nordstrom with a new line she calls Refugee-wear. “See, we so care,” she says.
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So much caring.
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So much caring!
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I found myself scrolling through faster and faster just to see if they all had goofy socks! The whole collection is the Titanic!
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It sunk rather quickly…..
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“Hot Mess” was kind of intended to describe just this sort of situation, yeah?
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It’s all sort of aging Joan Blondell makeup with Betsy Johnson vs Vic Westwood streetlight. So yeah- hot mess!
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At first I thought that Bette Midler could carry off that first look but then it totally disintegrated into shredded trash and the stuff of nightmares.The CD skirt is just what a nighttime jogger needs to avoid being hit by passing cars.
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Ooh safety and style! Huzzah!!
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Unless of course they were so blinded by the glare-back that they ran off the road and struck her as a result…
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The cleaner and the cat did it for me, I’m still laughing. Seriously who wants to wear these things? Even with a lot of imagination, I don’t see how they can improve
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Not even pieces can be pulled safely from this to create a satisfying ensemble!? Ok, maybe some Clydesdale ankle socks….
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The Scotland terror event had me in stitches (ha). The angel soft toilet tissue factory tour is a close second. Honestly, give me a glue gun and a bag of cotton balls and I’d give this designer a bit of competition!
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It may be my imagination but I believe Monique of the Scott tissue tour has a bit of a wardrobe malfunction going on to her left there…
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That may be the only enticing reason to look at this!?
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I think the cat is welcome to all of these 😱
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HAH! When the models look confused, irate, and/or irritated, with flashes of “WTF am I wearing?!?!?” looks morphing across their faces, it’s time to hang up your pinking shears.
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I concur!
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