Wearable Wednesday Growing Pains


In a bold industry move, Madame Lexi reworked her extra sex dungeon space into a gelato bar for  the kiddies!

Tasha was so looking forward to her first overnight camping trip and medical support with the Bewilderness scouts!

Lewis would later regret shyly asking his online date to ‘wear something strappy’

Well, when I woke up in the tree I realized my parachute was the only thing I had on!? War is hell Indeed, Enid.

This is my fault- I complained about sheer materials too much. Sorry Bethany.

Despite the glamour of exotic places, Regina just hated being the flight crew member responsible for the sewage pumps.

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Wearable Wednesday Dorothee Schumacher


I never fly without my Brookstone Travel pillow!

Psst! Is that a muppet emerging from her groundless area?

Ugh. The uber driver wouldn’t let me leave Granny’s ashes in the car while I get a latte. Rude!

Ariel planned her outfit perfectly for her dream trip to Graceland- they’d never see her hiding in the jungle room!

Leslie! How dare you flaunt your naked shoulders! Jezebel! Harlot!

I can’t tell if this is sheer or not- I do feel dizzy tho….

I like when they leave the toenails on my fur pieces- so handy!

If I could just buy all the trench coats in the world- my heart would be full. 

Squish! Squash! Kill that roach! Thank you John Waters.

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Wearable Wednesday Esteban Cortazar


Do they still have those lingerie parties at Hefs    House? I’ve found my outfit!

Well, that’s a lot of bad ideas all strutting toward us….


No Jon Snow- we’ll have no women guard the wall! Not on my watch!

 Is it a harness? Wait- a camel toe skirt??


Well, at least it’s opaque.  I see a wolf head…

Release the hounds!Vanessa Hudgems is definitely hitting Coachella in this…

Remember when you wanted to show off your new boyfriends sweater- even if it didn’t fit? 


I may be the only one, but the Scottish Tele Tubby reboot looks good!

Every sensible woman has a classic white shirt in their style arsenal. Just move this one so you can get to it. 

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Wearable Wednesday Simonetta Rivazza


Close your eyes and visualize Project Runway Season 75:


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Guest judge Phyllis Diller was surprisingly versed in bag linings…

 

The Petsmart Bed in a Bag challenge was inspired!


and Contestants used the Lisa Frank accessory wall very thoughtfully…..


The cast gets younger and younger- this year the top 5 designers are not even potty-trained- they made very creative use of changing pads and nonskid bath mats!


After a rude incident with another contestant, Alfa the unicorn was fired for using his own sheddings during the Ford Fiesta challenge.

Hmm- Grey Gardens on ice inspired collection?

This is the coolest army uniform ever!!!
Auntie Mames tree skirt?

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