Wearable Wednesday Dorothee Schumacher

I never fly without my Brookstone Travel pillow!

Psst! Is that a muppet emerging from her groundless area?

Ugh. The uber driver wouldn’t let me leave Granny’s ashes in the car while I get a latte. Rude!

Ariel planned her outfit perfectly for her dream trip to Graceland- they’d never see her hiding in the jungle room!

Leslie! How dare you flaunt your naked shoulders! Jezebel! Harlot!

I can’t tell if this is sheer or not- I do feel dizzy tho….

I like when they leave the toenails on my fur pieces- so handy!

If I could just buy all the trench coats in the world- my heart would be full. 

Squish! Squash! Kill that roach! Thank you John Waters.

Photo credits: vogue.com

15 thoughts on “Wearable Wednesday Dorothee Schumacher

  1. Well… This is not as bad as I thought it was going to be when I saw the pillow. The rest seem all seem perfectly borderline. Exactly on the borderline between fashionable and hot mess.


  2. Jenny says:

    There is a quote – which I’m going to mangle because I can’t remember it exactly but it goes something like – before you go out look in the mirror and take one thing off. It looks like this designer has done the opposite and when she couldn’t find anything else she resorted to tying a bit of cutting room floor waste round the neck, waist, wherever! Hidden beneath most of these are quite good wearable almost sophisticated styles. I wonder what the neckline is like on the Jezebel dress?


  3. Like so many designers…great fabrics…not so great styles.Like Mel said…some of these would look better with a little tweaking (and nicer shoes). I’m picturing Granny’s ashes outfit on one of the Kardashians but without any underwear…at least they would be covered up!

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