Project Runways duvet challenge was all that you’d have expected.
It’s was the seasons most adsorbant challenge yet. 
Wanda never left her purse on the bus again, but wasn’t pleased about her mothers solution.
Elmo….ELMO? Dear God what have you done???
Louise was never allowed back in the textile museum unsupervised again….
Does it make my hips stand out?
Purse or American girl doll canopy bedding?
Did you lose your quilt, honey?
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Ugh, I hate family picture day!?
Especially after Nanny took that ‘recycling hamper liners’ class at the co-op.
Shut up- i think my corsage is trying to crawl up my neck and eat my brain!
Whatever Wendy- at least yours is flexible!?
Remember the year nanny learned to knit, but not prewash?
Yes, yes we do. 
I kind of liked the origami class- but I’d pay to see her learn to let down a hem!?
Stop complaining- I look like 2 short nuns tried to body slam me?!
But did your bows get caught in the escalator at Sears?
I wish!
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Happy Easter everyone! On this glorious holiday we must take a break from rolling eggs, trying to get that plastic grass out of the vacuum cleaners brush roller, looking for leftover ham recipes and guiltfully clicking by Cecil B deMille Bible classics to watch Hoarders- to visit my favorite place!
Yes! The best Easter Island of all- Helena Bonhams pate. It never fails to dazzle and delight!
I only wish I loved her feet as much as I adore her head….
Why is she never at the Met Gala? Is Sarah Jessica Parker afraid?
If they made a tv show like supermarket sweep where I got 15 minutes in her closet with a shopping cart…..
I so wish my stylish crazy was as potent as the Hel’ BC!?
Yeah, I’m not feeling like doing the hair today- bring me a horse halter wreath from Ascot, m’kay?
It’s like her hair always needs some sort of security blanket- it cannot be alone.
Safety first, lovelies!
This was a bit of a surprise-
Oh, to be a holiday atop these follicles!
Happy Easter to all!
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Do you have trouble falling asleep? Do you toss and turn? Try my new method- instead of sheep, i picture the new Row collection!
Feel your eyes growing heavy?
Limbs beginning to relax? Mind wondering?
The stress of the day falling away as you start to drowse…..
‘Oh no, Mr Darcy- you mustn’t gaze at my bodice like that-‘
Giggle giggle giggle…..zzzzz
Gees!? Is that the alarm already???
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As a devoted aunt, I never miss one of the kiddies school theatricals- but this years Montessori productions have been the best!
I had no idea anyone had written a rap version of Fiddler on the Roof-
Or ‘Crucible- the Musical!’
Death of a Salesman done with supporting characters as puppets was a bit of a stretch for me too, but gosh those kids nailed it!
A ballet based o the Harrison Ford film Witness was a truly inspired idea!
Well, maybe not as inspired as the troubled backstory of young street artist Obi Wan Kenobi- that brought tears to these jaded eyes!
Support the arts, people- one day your niece could be Hester Prynne- and you’ll be so proud!
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Pretty Grievances 