As a devoted aunt, I never miss one of the kiddies school theatricals- but this years Montessori productions have been the best!
I had no idea anyone had written a rap version of Fiddler on the Roof-
Or ‘Crucible- the Musical!’
Death of a Salesman done with supporting characters as puppets was a bit of a stretch for me too, but gosh those kids nailed it!
A ballet based o the Harrison Ford film Witness was a truly inspired idea!
Well, maybe not as inspired as the troubled backstory of young street artist Obi Wan Kenobi- that brought tears to these jaded eyes!
Support the arts, people- one day your niece could be Hester Prynne- and you’ll be so proud!
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Pretty Grievances 
Oooo! I want the crushed velvet cloak! What other colors does it come in?
Seriously these are all weird and dull at the same time.
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Yes! Weirdly dull!!!
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The “share the road” sign is rather inspired. Although, it should read, ” move over and let them pass!!!”
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I always think buggies have the right of way!!
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Your commentary is, as usual, hysterical. All I could think about was the waste of some beautiful fabric. Sigh…
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Maybe it was all donated?
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A designer who makes velvet boring should be taken out and shot with a water pistol ten times in the face. Honestly, how do you make velvet seem hum-drum?
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Hilarious commentary, and spot on. I have a drawer full of velvet waiting for inspiration……. still waiting.
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Weeping. Not sure with laughter or horror!
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You made a deal with this designer beforehand, didn’t you. Your commentary was too spot on. I don’t know where you find these, but I’m so glad you do– my favorite midweek laughs. I think we have some contenders for the 2017 Butt Ugly Awards this week. Oy vey!
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I really was inspired by the beard/chin nets business- what was that about??
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That model couldn’t grow his beard fast enough, so the designer said “screw it” and cut fringes on black paper and glued it on the model’s face.
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Who doesn’t need a crushed velvet cape-bomber thing? And throwing in matching crushed velvet pants was truly a stroke of genius! This has to be the first time I can remember where I looked at velvet and thought…NOPE.
Your take had me truly LOL-ing. 😀
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ROTFL…thank you!!! Brilliant as usual!
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Wow! I was thinking… I can’t imagine any man I know wearing the silver crushed velvet… That is a man under there, isnt it? Then I saw the fake beard… What were they thinking?
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That beard is hilarious. Definitely should be in a kids play somewhere…I didn’t know you could actually make velvet boring!
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