Ugh, I hate family picture day!?
Especially after Nanny took that ‘recycling hamper liners’ class at the co-op.
Shut up- i think my corsage is trying to crawl up my neck and eat my brain!
Whatever Wendy- at least yours is flexible!?
Remember the year nanny learned to knit, but not prewash?
Yes, yes we do. 
I kind of liked the origami class- but I’d pay to see her learn to let down a hem!?
Stop complaining- I look like 2 short nuns tried to body slam me?!
But did your bows get caught in the escalator at Sears?
I wish!
Photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
One of your best ever. I totally believe in this family. I know because of Nanny’s knitting.
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We all know this family!!
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Totally agree that this is one of the best quip-wise! Especially since I actually (weirdly?) love the clothes in this line. ‘Two short nuns’ induced and un-ladylike chortle.
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Best backdrop ever. I rather like their slippers too. Models look about 12, haven’t grown into their ears yet.
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Yeah there are a lot of jug-eared models these days- not a great look if you’re going for ‘elegant’ is it? Reminds me of Snow White’s little friends…
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These girls look like nanny caught them with rouge on pre-portrait and gave them a mighty scrubbing with the flannel!
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Yes, they so reminded me of April the giraffes dear baby- I could not mock them!
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Hilarious! I actually like the colours and the crisp shapes…but the CLOTHES are downright stupid. HOWLING about the body slamming nun-ettes!
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‘Crisp shapes’ is the nicest way of describing it! 2 points to Gryffindor!
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I found myself snorting. Yes, the body slamming nuns totally did it for me, as did Nanny’s knitting. TrĆØs bon (see, I can be pretentious too!)
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Embrace your pretentiousness! Cuddle it close like an ermine dickie!
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I could fix most of these. I like some of the colors.
For some reason the last one made me think, Star Trek: TOS bathrobe. I don’t really remember seeing a bathrobe in ST but remember the blankets were made of some kind of weird shiny stuff? That’s what I thought of.
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It’s the upholstery from sick bay! I wondered why I kept picturing Nurse Chappell by her elbow.
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I like bits of this, but I wish they wouldn’t show the collection on twelve year olds. I need to get an idea of what clothes look like on a grown up.
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It’s true- these models are clothes hangers with ears!?
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The sleeve on the jacket in the first picture is really quite lovely. Always look for a silver lining š
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A good sleeve cannot be underestimated!
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When we look at weird clothes like this, we think āSurely, I could take that fabric or that top and do something better looking with it.ā I think designers look at decent looking clothes and go āSurely, I could take that ensemble and do weird crap to it and make it look stupidā¦err, I mean edgy.ā
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I kept picturing the designer saying- ‘open up the darts and stuff this bow in there!’
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Weirdly, I rather liked most of these (modified, of course for actual Wear) down to but not including the last three. The first several shoes, however would have resulted in everyone stepping on each other’s (and their own) bows and falling about the place!
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It’s more now than shoe!!
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I agree with some of the comments – a handful of the garments aren’t too terrible but totally need different models. I would wear the center dress in the top pic. Yet, I cannot look at the 7th pic down – the girl in the beige/pink has what I suppose to be a rose looking like a single oversized boob or a belly button in the wrong place. Ugh! Also, don’t know if it’s their shoes or what, but the poor models only look like awkward pre-teens who are pigeon toed and used to covering up from the sun! Or maybe they are flushed from crying beforehand – that happens prior to forced family photo shoots – “Smile for the camera…Whah!” Love this.
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I found myself unable to not keep poking the computer monitor trying to see how deep that fabric flower tunnel went!?
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Ha ha! Maybe there’s a stash of lint in the middle? Ew, sorry, just had to say it…
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Or a perfume mister! Of this could get fun!!!!
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Who hasn’t been body slammed by nuns or whacked with a set of rosary beads while fidgeting in line? These 12 yr old models with big ears and slippers just make me cringe. Who makes a sweater in a tube and adds sleeves? Isn’t it just a big 1980’s leg warmer? Big plaids and solids certainly can be combined a bit more tastefully. I’m with Jay…what would these clothes look like on grown ups?
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These fabrics and the models need to be rescued!
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The nuns! ššš I now cannot unsee the nuns permanently stuck and following her everywhere ššš
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It’s a bit of a cloister frock, isn’t it? Oh, oh I’m so silly! I make myself snort, I do, I do….
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“I look like 2 short nuns tried to body slam me” – I started to laugh out loud when I read this. Then I had to explain why to my husband. He read this and lost it at “Nanny took that ārecycling hamper linersā class.” Thanks for this good giggle.
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Awwww
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in the very first photo… the beige dresses with colour blocking. I LOVE THEM! Meh to pretty much all the rest!
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I’d like to see how that dress on the right in the first picture was done- it looks quite fun!
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Yes, probably a bit complicated though!
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You know. I like these. Perhaps not the nun slammed outfit. The colours and shapes are glorious. Is this a sign I’ve looked at too many wearable Wednesdays?
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These aren’t their best designs but I love Delpozo, perhaps it’s that structural element of their clothes, I don’t know. I agree about the models though, they are cloths hangers indeed.
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I admit to loving the plaid fabric….
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I look forward to Wearable Wednesdays so much! Thank you for sharing every week. And yes, the laughs and snorts cause coming from me cause my husband to say, “What…?” This week’s clothes make the children, oh sorry, models, look like “drowned rats” as my mother used to say! Your comments are perfect! THANK YOU!
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These poor girls- is there no social services for models???
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Some of these structures (I don’t really think these can be called ‘garments’) are genius. But thanks for making me unable to ever view corsages in the same way again…
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Never turn your back on foliage, missy!
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I actually really like the white origami one and if I were tall I’d wear some of the dresses. But they definitely do have a Mary Poppins Upscale Craft Vibe that you perfectly nailed!
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