This collection feels like it was inspired by Natassia Kinski visiting her therapist at the Dakota:
Oh, Dr Feldstein, I want a pony!
Ariel was asked to find another therapist after it was discovered that it was she that kept stealing the window sheers.
Lulu found the cacti to be kindred spirits to her warmth. 
Saffronia set fire to her stepmothers fur vault and refused to sit like a lady.
Pansy was a wallflower that refused to consider blooming.
Muriel convinced her twin that she was an only child. 
Harriet ran naked thru her grandmothers DAR charity tea and no one noticed.
Photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Yeah yeah, clothes, whatevs. I NEED THE BOOTSES MY PRECIOUSES!!!!!
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With golden laces!? I was waffling over those!
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I need them. NEED THEM. Mine. MINE!!!
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I am just fascinated by how incredibly tall Lulu (in the blue outfit) looks. Compare her to the furniture and she looks like she’s been stretched.
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She’s intimidating the palms….
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The boots are perfect in every way. And all the cutwork embroidery and bird embroidery, and big red dots….. Not terribly accessible styles but the plants look healthy.
ceci
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These are pieces you steal from your mothers closet and wear with combat boots and jeans to your art class!
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Nice feminine fabrics and wearable styles on long-legged girls. Other than the boots…almost normal!
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If I had golden laced boots I would wear them everyday all day long with everything…..I would. Mostly. Okay, so, not practical in 100+ degree heat but: FASHION.
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I’m just not sure about the gold laces- it’s reading Victorian boxing lady- but I want to be that cool!
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Most of the clothes (except for the red pieces and the navy jacket) look like thrift store finds where you convince yourself that “it’s vintage, so it will look cool” but really it’s not the right kind of vintage, so you wear it once, feeling like a weird grandma the entire time, and never wear it again. The model, however, is lovely, if inexpressive.
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The ruffled blouses gave me an 8th grade shudder….
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These ladies are TALL! Nice fabrics. I might have done something different with them though!
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That have reasonable posture too! No preying mantis models here!
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I just relived my entire adolescence thank you very much.
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Me too! I swear Ma dressed me like a Victorian steno girl!?
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Me too! Especially the white dress with the birds. Very reminiscent of the whole 70’s Laura Ashley vibe.
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Lovely.
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What I want to know is why it is windy indoors in picture 3?
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Good question! Something Freudian?
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I want to live in that house. I’d kick that tall woman and her clothes out, though. Okay, maybe I’d keep a few as house dresses.
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The model still needs a good feed. The plants look better fed. Clothes? Not feeling it……
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I love several of these but I fear they would end up at the “Too Pretty to Wear” end of my closet.
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I like these, in the abstract that is. Not as something I could possibly wear.
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I thought of you this morning:
http://www.boredpanda.com/weird-clothing-items-on-sale/?page_numb=1&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=fbad&utm_term=reach-usa&utm_content=weird-clothing-items-on-sale&page_size=9
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Oh! Oh dear!
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I have bedsheets in that exact same red circle fabric! Guess that means I’m the epitome of style even when I’m snoring. 😜
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I always knew it!
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Looooooove everything here. Every. single . thing. (Okay . I will look up dr Feldstein’s number myself.)
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