Designers are faced with so many fiscal issues now. They must diversify! Dondup exemplifies this with their new KFC uniform collection:
Also designing the 2017 tour costumes for Kid Rock:
Parochial school uniforms for St Parsimmonious:
Safety tip Ladies- store your wallet in the fly zipper area- then you can clutch it in public and look offputting to strangers:
Ms Winslow, our gym coach was really effected by her Easter break trip to Tijuana.
Not one to make idle threats- Wandas mother told her if she didn’t pull those pants up she’d make her wear 2 pairs!
There is no happy medium in Dondup suit land:
Photo credits: vogue. Com
The parochial school uniform is giving me ideas.
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Lolling! Although trousers dragging on the floor irk me considerably [do these people never climb stairs or go outside?] I rather liked the tartan shoes/tartan trousers look.
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Hemming by sidewalk always annoys me!
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I’ll take the plaid coat and the green plaid boots…the rest are a hoot! The parochial school uniform is a bit too short for Mother Superior’s approval though.
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I assumed she’d ripped off some skirt to make her sassy ruffle!
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Wouldn’t you think that having models try to look delighted to be wearing what they’re wearing would send a better message than having them look fashionably sullen and resentful? I know they’re trying to look mean and urbane, but the pants hems scream “never step off the runway” – urban streets are Not places to drag those hems along… gum, spit, pigeon droppings (and worse)…
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When did anger and attractive get lumped together? Why do they have to
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Be all Boris and Natasha to be pretty?
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Gah! The hideousness is strong in this one…
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The real reason the pants are dragging is because the model is only 7 years old and has not yet grown tall enough.
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That’s a definite possibility!
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Now that’s a classic! I could be a designer! I already have the blue sweat pants. I just have to add some sequins! Or better yet, wear two pairs of jeans at the same time!
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Get out that ball fringe you’ve been hoarding!
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This blog is so educational. I never understood pompom trim before. Nip down to the charity shop, pick up a tracksuit in a garish colour and add the edging from your Nan’s cushions. Inspired.
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It’s fiesta night at the gym!
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That first one is actually the new uniform for See’s Candies.
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Oh that’s classier!!!
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You know you’ve danced just a little too much when you have to have shimmy and shake trimming on a track suit 😉
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Rhythm is my life!!!
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I do like the first look a lot…maybe too much! I’m just a Catholic schoolgirl who never grew up…
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