It’s ok Rhoda- come on out. We’re here to help.
Gentle readers- do you know a model who is suffering from abuse at the hands of a bad designer?
Do they lack the will to stand upright and say ‘no. That’s not a dress! I won’t wear it!’
Do they suffer back and neck pain trying desperately to get their face out of frame during photo shoots?
Do you worry that they are hiding the matching belt for possible suicide attempts?
Do they suffer from excessive high waist chafing?
Do they feel weak and helpless in their dayglo textile shrouds?
Well, at least if they sit over a vent their dress will make jiffy pop!
Photo credits: vogue.com