Hayfever Wedding Edition!
Maybe I could just rip off a flower or two and reposition them over my…..no? Are you sure? Maybe I could have some eye brows? It won’t delay the show but a moment….
Get I get a Fanning sister? I need a Fanning sister pronto!
No Cecil I haven’t forgotten anything- I have my foliage in place, right?
This is for the big action scene in ‘Wallis Simpson- from Baltimore to Balmoral in 4 humps’ – she whips off her capelet and fights for more jewelry….
Old men everywhere are feeling justified by their suspender/belt combos today- obviously 1 belt just isn’t enough for some waists!
Oh you crazy sisters ruin the coolest fabrics!
Obviously our runway was a cat free zone.
I love this skirt as much as it would hate me…
The new Dorothy Lamour prom collection-
After dismissing the press people, the Mulleavy sisters and High Priestess Anna Wintour lead their last model to the baby’s breath and diet coke anointed altar for a sacrifice to the catwalk gods….
photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
You’re right about the fabrics–they could have been some beautiful clothes. I do like the garden behind them!
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So scratchy.
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A few nice fabrics there, but I was incredibly distracted by “ahem” OTHER things … like the baby’s breath head dress?
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I’d have been stuffing foliage down my frock!
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THat went downhill very quickly didn’t it? What a nipple-tastic collection!
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Is that to keep royals you don’t like from buying them? Try showing up at Christmas inthis Beatrice!!
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I actually like several of these, with a few obvious additions and subtractions of course.
I also love your new picture at the top of the sidebar and the lovely, flowery background over on the far left of the screen.
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What mother wouldn’t love to see her daughter walking down the aisle with nipples leading the way?
I really like the shoes 👠 😊
Gotta find something nice to say!
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Nipple chafe is the leading model health insurance claim.
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Pretty, but that first dress made me itchy just looking at it.
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So itchy!
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So do I! Lovely fabrics and nice but unwearable designs.
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I find these as beautiful as they are unwearable.
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Yes! They are like flowers- real ones.
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What a beautiful setting for some “interesting” outfits. I actually quite like the Dorothy Lamour prom collection, with the addition of lining. Then I moved on to the “baby’s breath Lion King” outfit below that. I don’t know what to think anymore.
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Oh! It IS the royal lion king wedding!!!
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The black & pink eyelash fabric garments made me itch just looking at them! Hope the models didn’t find them so itchy.
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I’m not an eyelash fan- muppets are endangered- let’s leave them alone!
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So much to love and so much to regret. Someone send the designer a link to flesh-tone linings please.
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The 2nd to last pic has made me wish I was 18, 6 ft tall with no boobs 🤣 I would love to have worn that in my younger days 😍
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Rodarte can be so lovely and textural-
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I wore a new bathing suit one day that did this thing exactly – and that’s exactly the rigid expression and posture I used to try to pretend nothing was wrong as I tried to make my least attention drawing way to the towels… after I realized, of course…
This collection looks like the fairies had a ball and the evil step sister (and her almost as evil side kick) attended.
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Oh the worst!
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Considering how dull and conformist most weddings are, I would LOVE to see any of these ideas in reality. Especially that headdress!
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So do bees….
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Didn’t the underwear crate arrive? Again!?
There’s actually some nice stuff well hidden in that lot.
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Some of these are so floaty and lovely and just need lining!? Why can’t they line them? They are useless like this.
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