Ugh- if I have to look- so do you!
She’s begging for a bicycle to knock her out of this outfit!
Are her feet that big or is a clown hiding behind her?
I think of this pose as ‘pouting with cramps’
Does she have a spare outfit in the bag under her arm? We’ll wait while she changes….
You have to perfect a sexy bowlegged walk to keep the boot squeaking to a minimum. Life lessons. I give them.
First glance I really thought her leg was swung over the dumpster and I kind of understood why. 
This feels random. 
I highly recommend that you go see the rest of this collection. Not for fashion inspiration, but for amusing street style what the f’ery. Exhibit A:
Photo credits: vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Well, now I know what to do with all my old calander tea towels, make a wrap skirt and wear them over tights. Now why didn’t I think of that? 😜
You made me laugh this morning. My day is off to a great start!
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Random as a collection theme. Nice.
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Is “trash” the same as “slow fashion” I didn’t realize…..
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They are all writhing in pain as the alien virus begins to transform them into… something else.
I highly approve the inclusion of an older model. She’s the only one who looks sort of normal. Even her outfit isn’t bad.
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This photo shoot looks like a street attack- who’s the model/who’s the hostage?
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What? Where do you FIND this stuff?!
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Vogue- it’s not for the faint of heart!
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I just can’t. I mean, I was on about photo #4 before I actually SAW the outfits. Bloody hell. There definitely IS a clown, but he may not be behind her [have you seen/read ‘American Gods’?] The little bit in the chains and her mum’s shoes reminds me of my youngest daughter in her slightly goth/tramp days. And what the flying fook is that long giant teatowel calendar thing in pic #4?
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I think you nailed it!
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Oh no.
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I’m so glad I took your advice and reviewed the entire collection, along with Vogue’s commentary. It did require a second cup of coffee, but I have new respect for Vetements’ designer (although not his designs – gag!). I’m also incredibly impressed by his neighbors!!! I lived in Switzerland for a year, and for a people that invented the cuckoo clock, they seemed remarkably un-whimsical. Clearly I missed a lot! Thank you for an eye-opening Wearable Wednesday – more so than usual. 😀
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Katrina- you have given me the sentence of the day- the remarkably unwhimsical Swiss- id go see them in concert!
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You nailed it, again. Always looking forward to wednesday. But I might have to disappoint you and Katrina. I am a Native from Switzerland and with the exception of a couple of years in the States, I always lived in Switzerland. I don’ t know sbout the whimsical part, but I can reasure you, that we did not invent the cuckoo clock, those were the Germans.
Concerning the outfits. Even so, some of the backgrounds aren’ t really nice, I would say , they are still the best parts of the pictures.
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You still get major props for chocolate- whimsical or not!
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Ha Ha this is serious?
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I hope not!
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Some days you wake up and the nightmare continues as in this collection!
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That second one is – errr, miserable, weird, unnerving! Are her head and legs on backwards? Thank goodness for the little older model – she looks happy!!!
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I feel I’m missing out. So much time wasted trying to get a stylish outfit on the go. Just grab anything from the attic, mix it with a jumble sale find, and wear it with shoes two sizes too big.
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I am impressed by their ability to have a New Pose, have never seen this one before and it’s usually same old same old. The cramp! Delightful. I mean it!
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I’m pretty sure I could assemble a reasonable facsimile of any of these outfits from my local Value Village for $12. Maybe not the shoes tho. Off I go to the Vogue website now. Thanks Anne!
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Oops. Apparently that is exactly what they do! A worthy endeavor. No doubt, but not really wearable IMHO.
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So dreadful. In photo #3 it looks as if she wrapped a giant souvenir tea towel around her waist
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Seriously? First of all they’re all wearing shoes that are the wrong size. Too large! Secondly, they are all weird! Love the hunchback (man) with his shirt on backwards. Such a funny collection! 😂😂
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where do you find these ‘gems’ – the too big shoe – too funny, and I feel I missed a fashion moment by not holding onto the calendar tea towel – which is probably why I can walk around undetected and unobserved (now I feel like the Jason Bourne in a fashion world – how exciting!)
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this is hysterical, even without your commentary. It’s all ‘time of the month and I’d rather be in bed’ dressing!
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It does seem thoughtlessly comfortable!
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This stuff costs money (although most of it looks like it came from a random charity shop, so maybe not), anyway, they would put their money to better use by donating it, or tearing it up and flushing it down the drain!
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No. Just no 😠
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