Wearable Wednesday Fausto Puglisi

Built in crotch doily for seated snacking!

Is this all one piece? Is it biker lingerie?

Fashion! For ‘Merkicans!

A lesser known storybook villain- Rufflestilskin! She owned a bed in a bag retail outlet. 

I’m afraid to tell you what the lace medallion repeat in this collection makes me think of. You’ll only question my upbringing. 

At last! A blouse that doesn’t bunch up around the pommel during my midnight dressage sessions!

This looks very scratchy. 

I don’t think she needs quite this many straps to support her undercarriage.

Fringe and scratchy lace? Did my mother make these? For the den bay windows?

I saw this on Cake Wrecks! It’s supposed to be fondant, but they used butter cream- what a riot!

3rd day post operative and Donna just stopped caring how she looked during walks to physical therapy.

Ugh- the space alien nether doily caught up to us!?

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Rejino Ryo

I’m getting whiplash here- I lurve this dress!?

But…….’Christina!? Wire Hangers!?’

The knights donned their sod helmets and prepared for the petunia joust-

Please stop trying to bring this blouse back- it gives me clown sickness. 

Richard Branson! You never know where he’ll turn up!

Ring the gong! It’s the 4 millionth rework of the classic denim jacket! Look under your seats for a special prize!

Have you been arrested for drunk driving in your clown car? Have you been accused of making dirty balloon animals? Call 1-800-haha and hire The Clown Defender!

Sigh.When mom buys pants you ‘can grow in to’

I like this one:

Not as much as the cat likes this one:

Photo credits- vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Karen Walker

At last! The origin story you’ve been waiting for! The Giddy Adventures of Young Miss Marple!

Played by the dashing and tender Eddie Redmayne!

See Jane in her best adventures yet! The Case of the Baggy Gym Bloomers!

High waters or Homicide!

Death and the Debutantes Darts!

Diabolical Denim! 

They Ruffle by Night!

Counterpane Conspirator!

Requiem for a Tattoo’d Monkey!

Escape the Local Vicarage!

Boiled Lambs of Bobbingate!

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday J W Anderson

The last description I ever want to hear about my upper torso is ‘flappy, droopy and empty’….

There’s probably a hilarious story about the models feeding persimmon jam to some emus and then a stampede occurred and oh, well, you can imagine….

‘Finkle, party of 4? Welcome to O’Chans. The fitst Scottish Mandarin tapas buffet. Follow me to your table….’

Prince Valiant got really experimental during his gap year in Brussels. 

Eleanor knew how to hurt Vinnie- she stole his vintage seat covers and wore them on a date with a guy in a Kia.

A fox Jean jacket…oh no. 

Is her shirt caught on her- oh I just have no excuse for it at all. 

What is with these breastal coin nurses??? 

Scar face bedroom curtain homage-

Just tuck it in enough so she doesn’t trip- it’s fine, looks fine. 

Yeah, you should look sheepish Boyo!?

Photo credits: vogue.com