Now Erica, just because George invited you to his family Thanksgiving- don’t read too much into it. Be casual. 
Show up and don’t bother to lift a finger in the kitchen? Oh Wanda- you’re sitting next to cousin Otto the gravy slurper!
That’s it. I’m adding a dress code paragraph to the e-vite. Luanne is reeling havoc with the sideboard. 
Go ahead Aunt Vera- sit THIS at the kiddie table!?
Last year I vowed that if I got asked one more time about settling down, I’d bring Mr Whiskers in a tuxedo as my date!?
I like to hide extra pie slices in my bows.
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Pretty Grievances 
As always, a pleasure to read!
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Oh, and bows on the shoes too! How delightfully matchy-matchy.
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I like how the bride will have to do a full goose step down the aisle or catch hem on bow every step. I like a jaunty bride.
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I can’t say they are terrible. Very unique, possibly wearable! (Oh that rhymes!) But there’s so much white! I’m a slurper and a spiller- this won’t do! (Lovely bow shoes!)
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I just had to throw bridal at us for all the unmarried tormented on Family holidays!
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Yes? A little bit of angst with your turkey?
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-insert country western twangy voice:
‘My tears will be the chaser,
For your wine……’
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Oh my!
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These dresses are fairytale! I would marry the turkey if I had one!
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I have married the turkey. It ended poorly.
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Me too but I got a second chance!
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I like. Where’s the good fairy? A quick swish of the wand and I’ll join the turkey wedding in one of those little pieces, gravy or no.
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Well, I always heard about those who wear their heart on the sleeve. I guess it’s now slipped down to our skirts 😉
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Yes, currently ladies are dropping lots of things lower.
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Sure hoping that none of these babes find their way to my sewing studio! I have enough trouble with traditional dresses! But wouldn’t the pie-hiding bow come in handy at buffets? Happy Thanksgiving, Anne! I am thankful for your quirky blog posts!!!
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Oh thank you! Happy Thanksgiving to you!
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So Aunty Vera what is it with the darts on your bodice? Gone too high much?
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That hides the mini hammock in her bodice for her flask!
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My heart bleeds for Mrs Mole if she ever receives any of these in the liquidation sale…
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Oh the times we’ll have!
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