Wearable Wednesday Ulla Johnson

Back in 8th grade I probably would have traded a Duran Duran LP for this dress-

If you can’t dazzle them with design- whip them with wind machines!‘Pre-fall: the early season when one shoulder is starting to feel the effects of a lower temperature…but just one. This is one of those that seems fun on the hanger until you remember the last time you tried to keep equal shares of a thin strip of fabric over the bunnies in the name of style!Poor Fiona kept turning her torso too quickly and ruining the Vacation pics!I hate to be critical- but she has chicken feet.

Printed denim- nope. Nope. Nope.

I don’t know why she looks so miserable- this is pretty sharp-she should be much happier than Ellen.Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Tanya Taylor

This is like a ruffled, fathered rollercoaster for me. First I’m excited:

Then I’m a little breathless-

Then I get scared-

Then I throw up a little.

But it doesn’t stop and I can’t tell if I’m liking it –

Or slowly dying.

The dizziness! The confusion-

The swirls of blinding color as everything starts to get foggy-

Hey! I’m getting used to this!

Still not ready to throw my arms up when we turn a corner tho-

Ok, maybe just once.

Photo credits: Vogue.com