Back in 8th grade I probably would have traded a Duran Duran LP for this dress-
If you can’t dazzle them with design- whip them with wind machines!
‘Pre-fall: the early season when one shoulder is starting to feel the effects of a lower temperature…but just one. 
This is one of those that seems fun on the hanger until you remember the last time you tried to keep equal shares of a thin strip of fabric over the bunnies in the name of style!
Poor Fiona kept turning her torso too quickly and ruining the Vacation pics!
I hate to be critical- but she has chicken feet.
Printed denim- nope. Nope. Nope. 
I don’t know why she looks so miserable- this is pretty sharp-
she should be much happier than Ellen.
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Things to like here, especially if you’re eighteen. (I’m discounting Fiona’s airy bodice and would add an inch or two to the sides of the pinafore bib. ) Seven out of ten.
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It’s not bad- but the textiles feel uninspired to my gaudy heart.
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Well… The first two were kind of okay. And I almost like the printed denim outfit. The top is a little too fussy. And unlined.
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Yeah- it’s all almost good.
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Interesting, the bow girl looks like she has her shirt tied up with her bow under her arm. Not bad, not bad, not shocking anyway… except the bib and the see through top. Always need one of those in there I guess. I like the chicken shoes but my feet probably wouldn’t fit in them.
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I’d walk right out of my chicken mules- especially on shag carpet!
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What’s with the “bags” in the photos? Two of the bags are just weird and the others have twisted straps that would be very uncomfortable on your shoulder.
Chicken mules- LOL!!!!
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Those bags look like goats would follow you hoping for snacks.
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Fiona is just a flirt…she knows she was showing off way more skin that was necessary. She could have borrowed one of the chenille sleeved tops from the other models…but no…not Fiona! All the purses look like what it left at the thrift shop after all the good ones have been purchased.
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After the thrift store cat birthed and educated a litter or 2 on them
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Ha-got a kick out of that sheer sided dress, thats one high risk wear for sure, (I wonder how the clothes would look on the medium height medium build and no wind machine….)
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I liked the first two (hello orange!) But it went downhill from there. More gaudiness needed.
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