I have so many feelings right now. So many. 
David Johansson has feelings too. 
Protruding headlamps anyone?
I’ve got no idea. 
Kardashian Easter card outtake. 
Shelly Winters- after her Poseidon Adventure
This feels like misplaced patriotism.
Is that calamine??
This new reboot of Penelope Pitstop is not my favorite. 
Brian wasn’t sure he was the corporate retreat kind of guy. But Edna was really into it.
Alfred doesn’t seem to be benefiting from art therapy. 
This is NOT the Olympic Commissions accepted archery stance, but Rhonda got results.
S’up ladies- want to go….off road?
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Oh my! 😂😂😂 bringing some laughter into my day again! Although I shouldn’t laugh… that’s the sort of corporate retreat I can expect! 😂😂😂👍
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I know she has good ideas….but this….
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I didn’t recognize any of these ideas! 😁
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This is a joke, right?
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Isn’t Viv always sort of teasing us? She isn’t serious, right???
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Sooooo disturbing. Like what you would see in an insane asylum. That’s it! A charity event fashion show to raise money for the criminally insane!
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And give them sewing lessons?
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Bahahahaha!! This was a great edition–needed that laugh! (And was it just me, or did that weird boobyliscious denim thing have some very strategically placed zippers?)
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It’s to relieve pressure on the denim me thinks.
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Nursing overalls?
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I am sure that model is happy her hair covered her face. As for the others, I would not be surprised if these photos never made it to their portfolios.
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Yeah, just say you worked with Westwood and let it go!
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OMG, I don’t have words….
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It’s a lot.
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these were my exact thoughts! so I was so glad to read the apt photo captions (the misplaced patriotism will is still a bit etched in my brain…)
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Clearly she is mirroring the current political climate while poking fun at our continued attempts to take ourselves seriously.
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Or these are just costumes for a revival of Marat Sade
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I am somehow stuck in the late 70s-early 80s when the ‘outrageous’ stuff actually had a sort of less-naff feel to it–I grow nostalgic for simple torn shirts and safety pins and kilts and rucksack patches, listening to my Bowie in memoriam with his clever genderbender stuff in Christiane F., which we used to think the height of louche, as opposed to this silly pj wear and copies of children’s toy outfits from then, with Viv herself seemingly refaced and stuffed in that fauxcorp photo…
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Yes! This just feels like the last resort of a very jaded designer.
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Or perhaps since the society and fashion are so ridiculous these days with no seeming idea of what is genuinely ‘good’ or ‘crap’ or what entails originality etc., she is playing along to make the $$$, or just to comment on what old crap will sell. I’m not buying it!
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She’s always loves exposing foibles, but… this is too hard for me to get behind. Although maybe it looks better from the back.
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Eh, I think I am old enough to wear the junk I like and not the junk I don’t like. After all, I live quite near Woodstock NY now, and there are tons of locals in old hippie gear and basic practical jeans and teeshirtrs, and tons of airbnb visitors and moviestars floating through all the time, so we see it all–and I see nothing that I would pay five thousand bucks for an outfit for, even if I had billions in a pile.
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Kardashians meet Duck Dynasty?
I don’t know. I don’t watch either show; that’s just the first thing that popped into my head.
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I’m sorry if I caused that!!!!
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Well that was fun : )
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SOCKS WITH SANDALS??!! That is all.
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Thanks for the brilliantly funny commentary. I can’t stop laughing. Headlamps! Art Therapy! Corporate Reatreat! This Wednesday has it all.
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Vivienne does it again! This is a whole big mess of WTFery, but at least she’s never boring, right? *Scared side-eye*
Love the hilarious commentary as always!!! You make Wednesday one of the funniest days of the week!
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I love Vivianne Westwood. Her main advice for life is ”Floss”. As in teeth.
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I usually respect her draping and color- but this is not for me.
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Well, if anything could actually make me hate fashion, this little line up would do it! But then again, it’s not fashion, just one person’s opinion.
But, I love the commentary 😊
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Woah, so scary. Corporate retreat, penitentiary haute couture or concentration camp chic? It’s definitely all making a statement but I’m really not sure what that statement is!
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Maybe you don’t want that memo!
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One of the most disappointing things I’ve seen this year…it does not bode well for the rest of the year.
Also –> “Alfred doesn’t seem to be benefiting from art therapy.”
I’m dying.
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Poor Alfred.
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This collection is beyond woeful. I was laughing in disbelief even without your laugh out loud commentary. I think Ms Westwood may need to go to that retreat.
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Yuck. Just yuck. And I used to like her work….
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That first look! I think I could love a wipe clean leopard print and I know I love a gathered trouser hem (no lie). Some fug in this collection but nice to see a bit of range in body shapes for a change!
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Oh I second that!
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