Just when our planet needs her most-


MY PEOPLE!!!! I, your galactic Swintonian Overlord have returned to comfort you in times of sartorial need!

Look upon my celestial brilliance and Bask in my omnipotent Chanel pre-fall 2018 glory!

Never fear! I bring you culottes and trays of small canap├ęs. Rest in my well-tailored embrace and be healed!

Photo credits: Fashionsizzle.cm

Wearable Wednesday Lou Dallas


Seriously?

No- I said I like HIPPOs!

Glue fumes cause rare Psychotic toddler attack at local daycare- story at 11.

With only a few minutes until Jeff picked her up from her job at the coffin factory, Enid whipped up a dandy date night frock-

Andrea was given her final verbal notice- stop editing your Midevil Times uniform or you’re out!

I likes it better on Jimi Hendrix.

I liked it better on Dr Teeth. I concur. Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Audra


Formal Suffragette Clown. Yup- all boxes ticked.

Aww- she’s wearing the first drawstring formal bag I made.

There is so much going on with this blouse I assumed it would get an intermission.

So textural- perfect for a retired model petting zoo.

This gives me the ‘drears.

Car wash hem. Nope.

Ok, this looks like Queen Maxima would wear it. 2 points for Gryffindor.


Photo credits: Vogue.com