You know nothing of job interviews- Jon Snow
My mom had a spider plant hanging in one of these. 
Eunice has scoliosis. 
Bethany refused to poison the environment by using dryer sheets. 
Everyone was loathe to tell Alison that she had developed saddle bags over spring break. 
in an amusing incident, Erin’s favorite blouse was sucked into the escalator when she bent to retrieve her tic-tacs.
This is every inside out placket I’ve ever tried. 
You can pleat to excess. 
I see your butterfly collar and raise you my Snail Collar!
Fine Mom. I’ll wear a bra. Happy?
This is usually how I find out a bra hook is dead- I get a never ending fabric chain like this coming out of the washer-Don’t judge me!
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
OMG…this has to be a fashion show all about purses as that is the only thing nice about this collection!
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Clothing as an afterthought….
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You have to admire the designers dedication to the Most Work to Achieve Unwearble Garment contest. So many first rate entries.
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Hanger appeal? Why bother!
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I actually hated this less than I think I was supposed to. That’s probably a sign of something, right?
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Open mindedness?
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BWAHAHAHA! @ your plant hanger comment. And yet, even as I’m laughing I’m picturing that garment at the beach. It would sort of make sense there.
Also, I don’t hate the excessive pleats dress.
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That will leave some tan lines that you can’t explain easily!
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Indeed. One should always consider tan lines.
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No wonder the poor things all look so bleak. It’s like they finally figured out the name of the designer is The Emperor, and they are afraid to look in mirrors.
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Afraid to be paid in garments, too!
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See that black cardigan the last girl is wearing? That’s the only thing I’d wear.
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Let’s hope Anna Wintour needs a cardigan.
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You had me at spider plant!…..still laughing
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Aren’t you sweet!
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They look very well made and, although unwearable, I like all, especially the first one and the one with the saddlebags. Don’t care for the bras on the outside look,.
Your comments, as always, crack me up.
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It’s a lot of things happening at once!
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That Jon Snow comment is priceless! Thank you!
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A cautionary tale for Bethany…Once I, too, in a misguided attempt to shrink my carbon footprint, dispensed with dryer sheets. As a result, I taught a 9 AM class on Anna Karenina to great merriment. Now AK isn’t usually much of a knee slapper, so I was puzzled. Then one of my students pointed out that there was a pair of tighty-whiteys stuck to the back of my shirt. I promptly steered the conversation to the motif of static electricity in the works of Tolstoy.
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I love this!!!
My father had a similar issues with his handkerchief years ago- pulled it out of his pocket to sneeze and it was attached to a pair of pink underpants.
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Those exposed dangling bras are just weird.
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So odd- so random.
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Weird but I liked some of the details. But the best, of course, were the comments. Still laughing…spider plant, inside out placket, tic-tacs on the escalator…
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In bits and pieces this could be fun- unless you have static issues or hate macrame
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Can this possibly be what happens when you have a huge fabric stash and finally say, just creative anything to get rid of the stuff?!!!
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I’m off to Winterfell this weekend for an away day sewing and with no specific project planned, you’ve given me a tonne of ideas (not all good though…..). I might even beat Jon Snow at how to dress for interviews.
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The boots! I love the boots. Oh and the bags and the snakeskin gloves. I also like the ‘snail’ blouse but I would detach the collar….
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The collar just seemed like a ‘I need to be different’ throw on. Poor blouse!
The accessories were swell, weren’t they?
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Absolutely. In fact I thought Loewe made handbags – I didn’t know they did clothes!
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I’m still not sure they do!
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