Well, it’s wedding season. So let’s grab some macaroons, spread some rose petals and crank up the string quartet as we enter the romantic world of Viv. 
Nothing makes my eyes more misty than old fashioned Thunderdome nuptials.
Ok girls! Now take a shot then one of you crumple the toilet paper and one of you get the staple gun and the best design gets a Massage Envy gift card!!
Bermuda Triangle destination wedding!
Fresh from the box! No steaming required! For the devil may care bride with places to be!
Yes, but it has pockets!
Father is sooo proud.
Hood ornament or bleached Bigbird?
Florence of Arabia? 
It was my grandmothers veil- she was buried in it. 
Photo credits: Vogue.com
One good thing- all the models were able to be disguised as fancy carryon bags and stored in overhead for the trip to Milan. 
imagine the chafing. 
one cup corset? Or lumpen abdominal binder?
Not even pockets can redeem this. 
Best dressed Septic diver ever!
This is just- I can’t. It’s too much. 
Coachella maternity?
I’m a supporter of the pants/dress combo, so I’m trying to love this, but it’s not easy. 
Photo credits- vogue.com
Gaw- I so wanted that to be a matching hat!!Ugh- Mrs Needleblaum is at the community mailbox on her schmatte again!?
Oh Maude!
she’s like a young Sal Mineo…..
this makes me think that a team of dancers will come running out and tear away at least 4 tiers as she breaks into a sultry verse of Teddy Bear Picnic.
photo credits: Vogue.com
it’s like her hand just disapears- like her fashion sense would have to.
ok, this is just puzzling. 
I just don’t have words anymore. 
